Love and Fate
By Snape Fan

A/N: This is a Snape Fic : Again!: It's not what I would normally write this is a romance which I thought I wound never be able to write. It has some fighting and.. well I'm giving anything away that, it has to do with the story!! Also I was thinking of James Bond when I wrote this so don't sue me! The setting is the Forbidden Forest.

Snape: I have to get all of Voldemort's supporters found and sent to the Ministry.

Voldemort: ( Gets a Russian accent) You'll never take me alive Double O Snape! NEVER!!! Mhwaaaaahahahaha!!!

Snape: ( Thinking) Someone's watched to many James Bond movies.

Harry: Professor, you're right he's watched ' The World is Not Enough' five times!

Snape: Potter, how the heck did you know what I was thinking? And get out of here.

Harry: I've got help! Dumbledore, Mcgonagall, Ron, Hermione, Lupin, Sirus, and Lucius Malfoy for some unknown reason.

Voldemort: Lucius, you traitor!

Lucius: Oh, I'm not the traitor. The * real* traitor is standing right in front of you, Master. You don't deny it do you, Severus?

Snape: I admit I am the traitor. I do not deny it.

( Dumbledore, and Mcgonagall stare in dis belief)

Lucius: (Laughs evilly) I just made your death sentence, Severus.

Snape: Huh?

Lucius and Voldemort: * STUPEFY*

( Snape falls to the ground.)

Voldemort: One spy down, more to go.

Ron: What are you talking about?

Voldemort: Can't you see, boy, that Britain is crawling with spies just like Snape for your disgusting side. I have to get through them, through Dumbledore, and finally through Harry Potter.

Sirius: You're mad!

Voldemort: Oh, I'm so glad you noticed I've been working on it for years.

Wormtail: Did you want me, Master?

Voldemort: Yes, now I have two faithful servants back, and one more... If I can provoke him enough.

( Voldemort walks over to Snape, who's waking up, and does the Cruciatus Curse on him.)

Voldemort: Join me, or I'll kill you.

Snape: ( Pain filled voice) I'm would sooner die!

Voldemort: That can be arranged!

( Snape falls to the ground)

Mcgonagall: You'll have to get through us first.

Voldemort: Potter, you're parents were as stubborn as Mcgonagall here.

Harry: Shut up! You can't scare me. You can't scare anyone.

Voldemort: You think so? Well let me give an example of what fear really is..........

( Dementors pop out of no where)

Sirius: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo!

(Dementor grabs him by the neck)

Sirius: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( 5 minutes later he's worse than dead)

Dumbledore: What have you done, giving the Dementor's Kiss to an innocent man? It's absurd!

Voldemort: He would've gotten it at some point in time and so will you all, tonight in fact. Now to be more correct. Starting with......Severus Snape!

Mcgoagall: No! ( runs by the left to die potions teacher)

Voldemort: ( sighs) I don't have all night to kill people, Mcganagall. NOW MOVE!

Mcgaonagall: I said no, and I'm sticking to it.

Voldemort: Look, 'Lily Potter' I said I don't have all night. Now MOVE!

Mcgonagall: READ MY LIPS: forget it!

Voldemort: Why?

Mcgonagall: Because I..... I love Severus Snape.

Voldemort: NOOO! ( crosses over)

Harry: As Dumbledore said, " If it is on thing Voldemort can not understand it is love."
Right, Professor?

Dumbledore: Yes,

Snape: Wh- Where's Voldemort?

Lupin: ( Shocked at Mcgonagall's confession) He- he crossed over.

Snape: How?

Mcgonagall: Me.

Snape: Thank you. ( kisses Mcgonagall)

Dumbledore: Oh,....My heart. ( Passes out.)

Lupin: Oh great, first Sirius now this!

Snape: What happened to Black?

Hermione: (Crying) Guess.

( Snape walks over to Black, Mcgonagall talks to Hermione)

Mcgonagall: Why are you crying, Hermione?

Hermione: That was beautiful, the way you saved Snape's life by risking your own! ( Bursts out sobbing)

Ron: It's all right Hermione, I have something to tell you.

Hermione: ( Sniffs) What?

Ron: I like you.

Hermione: I like you too, Ron!

Harry: I don't get girls what the heck is that about?

( Cho Chang enters)

Cho: Harry, you want to go out?

Harry: Hogsmeade, tomorrow at seven, okay?

Cho: Prefect. ( Leaves)

Harry: YES!

Lupin: You aren't trying to make the Slytherns jealous are you Harry?

Harry: No, ( pauses) Not any more.

Lupin: Good, I'm sorry I snapped when Dumbledore passed out. I'm just shocked at Sirius.

Snape: ( Clears throat and blinks a few times.) Well, that's the Dementor's Kiss. I- c-can tell.

Mcgonagall: Are you okay? You're stuttering, and you sound like Qurrell.

Snape: ( Winces) I'm fine.

Mcgonagall: I'm going to talk to Severus in private, Remus.

Lupin: Kay.

Snape: ( Controls stuttering) So how d'you get rid of Voldemort?

Mcgonagall: I'll tell you, if you tell you if you tell me why you're crying.

Snape: I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye.

Mcgonagall: Uh-huh, sure. To answer your question on how I got rid of Voldemort, I- I confessed that I love you. ( Pauses for Snape's reaction)

Snape: ....

Mcgonagall: But, have another confession to make, I'm not good magic other than Transfiguerion. I'm not much of a witch.

Snape: There's more of a witch in you than you know.

Mcgonagall: Why do you say that?

Snape: Because you have bewitched me.

( They kiss)

Wormtail: (To himself) I was right, they * are* in love! I thought it was a joke. Oh man, the Master will go nuts, once I find him that is.

Lucius Malfoy: ( From another part of the Forest) Oh. My. Word. They are in love. Severus, I never knew you could sink this low. ( Stares open- mouthed at Snape and Mcgonagall)

Snape: ( whips his wand out)

Mcgonagall: What?

Snape: Someone's here. ( Turns around and walks a few yards away from Mcgonagall)

( Lucius, jumps out of his hiding place and attacks Snape)

Mcgonagall: ( Screams)

Lucius: I never knew you could sink this low, Snape. You in love, very funny. To think Minvera Mcgonagall desves someone like you.

Snape: You little....( Punches Malfoy, knocking him out)

Wormtail: (Grabs Mcgonagall by the wrists) Got ya!

Mcgonagall: Severus!

Snape: Minerva! ( Runs over to her)

Wormtail: Freeze!( Puts the freezing curse on snape.)

( Harry, Ron, Herm., and Lupin run over.)

Lupin: Let her go, Peter.( Unfreezes Snape)

Snape: Wow, getting better with cruses, Pettigrew, let's see how you are with hand- to- hand combat. ( Punches Wormtail)

Wormtail: ( Throws Mcgonagall to the ground)

Snape: Now you did it. ( Jumps on Wormtail)

Harry: Are you okay,Professor?

Mcgonagall: Yes, I'm fine.

( 5 minutes later)

( Snape and Wormtail get up from fighting)

Snape: Dang it! That Rat is good!

Mcgonagall: Are you All right, Severus?

Snape: (Sarcastic) I don't know would being not being able to feel my left fore- arm be a good sign?

Mcgonagall: Oh, shut up with your jokes, hold out your arm.

Snape: (Holds out his arm)

Mcgoagall: Well there's a cut on your arm that goes form your elbow and up to your wrist. Here, I've got some wound cleaning Potion in my pocket with some bandages. Let me warn you, Severus, this stuff stings. ( Puts the Potion on his arm)

Snape: Yesss, that stuff burns worse then-

Mcgonagall: What?

Snape: Nothing.

Harry: Ewww!

Ron: What?

Harry They really are in love!

Ron: Who?

Harry: Snape and Mcgonagall.

Ron: Ewwwwwwww!

Snape: You dating anyone Minerva?

Mcgonagall: No.

Snape: You want to go out?

Mcgonagall: Kay.

Snape: Meet me in Hogsmeade tomorrow at seven, sound good?

Mcgonagall: Sure.

Harry/ Ron: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Harry: That's the same thing for me and my date with Cho!

Ron: Same for me and Hermione! Wait I've got an idea, we could spy on them!

Hermione: What if we get caught?

Ron: We get on our knees and beg for forgiveness?

Harry: Sound's good