Characters from Jack of All Blades belong to some total dork whom I can't be bothered to remember the name of.

Waf looked longingly at Marbles.

"Hey, do you want to... well... you know... have sex?" he haltingly propositioned.

Marbles never answered. It's hard to say, "Yes," when the motherfucking Punisher just shot you and your green little penguin friend back to the Stone Age.