Harry attempting to do a Study on Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger and why it took them 7 years to get together. But he can't when Ginny, Ron, and Hermione are reading his notes over his shoulder. Filled with stupidly!

Disclaimer: If I was Jk Rowling and I owned the characters, there would be a lot more naked in the books.

A/N: Its Harry x Ginny and Ron x Hermione. I must warn you this is not for people who are dead inside or have no little child inside them. And No Flames please, any flames will be used to toast marsh mellows till they are burning hot and thrown at the flamer in question. Thank you for your time.

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Hello my name is Harry Potter and this is my study of my two best mates and why it took them 7 years to get together.

Ron: Shut up Harry.

Harry: Ron! What are you doing reading my notes

Hermione: Harry, it took Ginny 5 years to get you

Ginny: Hermione! How could you say that about me!

Ron: Awkward

Hermione: Ginny I didn't know you where here

Harry: Back to the notes! Will you stop reading over my shoulder?

Ginny: I love you

Harry: I love you too but go!

Year One.

Hermione: I can't believe you are actually doing this

Ron: Bloody wanker

Harry: I thought I told you to leave.

What Happened: they met on the train and it was love at first sight, she said something about the dirt on his nose and he said he didn't want to be in the same house as her. Okay let me rephrase the love bit; it was the start of something…special?

Hermione: Do I really come off that badly?

Ron: Yes

Hermione: Ron!

Ron: I love you

Hermione: Stop using that as an excuse

Ron: I… love you

Harry: GO AWAY NOW!

What they did next: Fought a troll. Not much else to say.

Hermione: Not much else! What about the chess game and all; that other heroic stuff we did

Harry:But what has that got to do with your love life?

What should have done: She should have hurled her self in his arms and kissed like there was no tomorrow!

Hermione: Harry! We were 11

Ron: sounds like something we should have done

Thud

Ron: Ow! Hermione that hurt!

Harry: Why did you just hit your lover?

Thud

Harry: Ginny! When did you get back and why did you hit me.

Ginny: if you want any tonight don't send me away again

Ron: Ginny, I am your brother! Stop talking about this stuff in front of me!

Ginny: Shit! I forgot you were here!

Ron: Well I am. So no more talking about your…love life over Harry's notes.

Harry: SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH MY NOTES!

Silence

Ginny: That's it! I'm not putting out tonight!

Harry: Ginny! I love you I love you I love you I love you!

Ginny: Harry, Shut .Up. Now. If you want any.

Hermione: Back to the notes. Please for all our sakes

Ginny: Not mine. I could just go on talking about what me and Harry do after the lights are turned off.

Ron: I may vomit

Harry: Must. Not. Yell. Must. Keep. Silence. If. I. Want. Any.

Ginny: Harry my darling, when you twitch like that it kid of scares me. Reminds me of all the times Voldy Poo took over you mind...

Hermione: Do you think this parchment is like the diary that took you over?

Ron: If too much stupid makes a piece of parchment evil then yes I think so.

Ginny: This is not stupid… Look at what we are doing to my dear Harry!

Hermione: he is twitching like mad!

Ron: Let's run!

Hermione: Run! Run!

Ginny: Ahh!

Harry: Worked like a charm. Where was I?

Reason For their Stupidity: They were 11 and they only known each other for a year. True love doesn't start at such a young age.

Ginny: Mine did for you.

Harry: Ginny twitch your back twitch

Ginny:as is you twitching. You need to see someone about that. It is a little scary.

Hermione: I think he inherited it from his mom

Ron: how do you know that?

Hermione: muggles write about what happened during Harry' parents time

Ginny: Really?

Hermione: Yes did you know that Remus and Sirius were in love?

Ron: WHAT!

Harry: I wonder what fiction means

Ginny: I think it means something like didn't happened

Hermione: I think so too, muggle words are confusing

Ginny: I doubt Remus and Sirius had an affair when they were young

Hermione: and hot

Ron and Harry: Stop Imaging it!

Ron: you girls are wrong

Thud

Thud

Ron: Ow!

Harry: Ginny!

Ron: you two have no respect for the dead

Hermione: Excuse me! Talking about their past does not mean that we have no respect for them

Harry: Off the subject of Remus and Sirius' man sex

Ron: I concur

Hermione: You're not using the phrase right Ron

Ginny: I still doubt it. Remus loved Dora. They had a baby and all

They all star at teddy Lupin

Hermione: when did he get here

Ginny: it's our story; he can be wherever we want him to

Ron: Do we have a plot?

Hermione: No, I don't think so

Harry: can't I finish my notes in peace?

Ron: No.

Hermione: Especially when they are bout Ron and I

Ginny: Do go on dear we won't bother you any more

Harry: Can I have that it writing?

Thud

Ron: Harry you are getting beat by a girl

Ginny: Wafer thin ice.

Hermione: Let us not piss off the redhead

Harry: which one

Hermione: Both

Ron: unlike like my sister I do not have a short temper.

Hermione: The Krum incident

Ginny: I agree

Ron: that was not an incident

Harry: Really?

Ron: Harry! Don't side with the girls! I'm holding down the fort by myself!

Hermione: I'm writing a letter to Krum

Ron: WHAT! HOW DARE YOU!HERMIONE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND! HOW DARE YOU WRITE TO HAT BULGARIAN TWAT? I THOUGHT YOU FOUND HIS NEW BEARD A TURN OFF! YOU LIED TO ME! LIAR!

Hermione: I prove my point

Ron:So you are not cheating on me what that Bulgarian twat?

Hermione: no honey

Ginny: That was fun

Harry: I concur

Hermione: I still don't think that you are using it right

Harry: Let me write the conclusion please

Hermione: no! You will not finish these notes

Ginny: Hermione! Ron! You heard the man. Leave my boy in peace

Harry: Thank you Gin-Gin

Glare

Harry: So no to the nickname? Okay. I love you

Hermione: fine we are leaving

Ron: Really? I want to bother Harry!

Hermione: We can bother Percy instead.

Ron: Fine.

Ginny: There you are, they are all gone.

Harry: For now.

Conclusion: They should have got together this year but they were too young had only known each other for a year.

Ginny: lets go get some yogurt.