This is my first fanfic…. If you can call it that. The poem is not mine. It was written by my two friends, Anastasija and Teodora, during our English course. It was Anastasija's birthday, and we were all high on chocolate, so yeah. Иначе, среќен роденден Анастасија!
Anyway, enjoy. And I am sorry if I offend anyone with this.
Dear Asshole
Roses are red
violets are blue
you are very dumb
so please push up your lump.
Your eyes smell very, very, very well.
I hope you get hit by a bell.
You always fart.
Poor you, God didn't make you smart.
You look like a gravel,
you must travel, and your name is Pavle.