Summary: Gin and Vodka hires an Undead Assassin to find and kill Sherry, Miyano Shiho or Haibara Ai. Well, Undead is not really the most serious creatures... Well, with an chocolate-loving assassin that changes shape, how bad can it get? Really, really bad...
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan, but I do own the Undead assassins Satruwatari Chianti and Chiba Miwa.
Chapter 1: Hiring an Assassin...!
Gin didn't like this. But he didn't show it. It was dangerous to show weaknesses here. Vodka looked around, he wasn't able to dit still. The woman at the other side of the desk got watery button eyes of a shark, a big nose and stripy, green hair. Her skin was blue. Chiba Miwa looked at the two men in black as she lighted a cigarette.
"So... You wanted to hire an assassin?", Miwa asked the men.
Gin twitched. This was the fifth time he had heard that question. The fifth time Miwa asked the question after he came here. The fifth time that day, no, that hour. And he was more or less forced to answer the question. Each. Time. She. Asked.
"Yes", he answered.
It became quiet.
"So you really want an assassin?", the ugly undead asked him.
This was such times Gin wished that their boss never had done a deal with the devil. Undead assasin was good, he had to give them that, but they got to unique personalities to handle.
"Yes", he answered. Again.
"Who is the target?", she asked this time.
"Miyano Shiho, also known as Sherry", he said.
At last they were getting somewere. Gin gave the undead assassin a photo of the traitor and Miwa looked at it.
"You know were she is?", she asked this time.
"No", he was forced to answer.
Then Miwa turned to a cat. A black cat that was lieing in a corner of the room.
"This looks like an work for you, Chianti", she called out at the cat.
The cat became a beautiful woman with long, black hair and yellow eyes. That was the other reason why Gin hated to be there. Those undead could do anything just to show that they was able to do it. Walk at the walls, become invisible, reaf thoughts, change shape... You did never know were or what they were.
"Yeah, yeah... I heard...", the woman answered.
Satruwatari Chianti snapped the photo out of the other undeads hand and looked at it.
"I got an question...", she said.
The woman changed her hairsyle to an black copy of Shiho's hairstyle. Gin twitched again.
"What?", he answered.
"Can I get donuts when I completed the mission?", Chianti asked.
Once again, Gin twitched. He didn't want to promise an undead anything, but if he didn't he whouldn't get them to do the job.
"Yes", he said.
A moment of silence. Then...
"But I kind of feel like chocolate..."
I got the idea from Fish Head The 3rd and Co.'s story Biscuits in the drabblets of Shackled To Drabble!