Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.

I do not own "You Might Be A Redneck If…" Jeff Foxworthy owns that.

This is something completely random that I thought of while looking at my shelf of manga. Some are good, some aren't. Either way enjoy! And I beg of you, REVIEW!

You Might Be A Narutard If…

You have all twenty nine volumes and have others on preorder.

You have all the anime episodes.

You have fallen in love with one of the characters.

You throw paper shurikens at all your friends.

You talk to your inner self.

You daydream about whether you will pass the chuunin exams.

You own all of the headbands from the different villages, including Akatsuki headbands.

You have the Naruto theme songs on your iPod.

You go to cosplay conventions and make someone dressed up as Sasuke and someone dressed up as Naruto, kiss.

You run around your yard several times and when someone asks what you are doing, say that you are training for the Graduation Exams at the Academy in Konoha.

When they walk away from the above situation, yell to them, "Iruka-sensei said to practice! That means you too!"

You spend your weekends watching old Naruto episodes and rereading the manga.

All all you eat is ramen.

If you walk around town wearing green spandex saying that it keeps you youthful.

You attempt to use fireball jutsu on your enemies.

You can draw all the characters without a reference picture.

You dream of being the best in the class at jutsu.

You wish that you were more advanced in chakra control.

You spend time thinking up alternatives to Sasuke leaving.

You plot on how to murder your clan.

You plot about murdering your sibling.

You travel to Japan in search of the hidden villages.

You find the hidden villages.

You have written more than five hundred pages of Naruto fan fiction.

You fight with your friend over who will become Hokage.

You try to revive Haku and Zabuza.

You try to see if you can cut yourself and it inflicts damage after yor sand doesn't protect you.

You hold a rubber ball in your hand and try to make it burst.



You go around saying strange words like permo.

When someone asks why you are talking gibberish, you say that ninjas create their own words.

You kidnap other people to try some "experiments" on them.

You draw a curse mark on your back and randomly cripple over in pain during the middle of class.

When some one asks if you need to go to the nurse, you say, "Need power! I must go find Orochimaru!"

Walk out of class and wander around aimlessly outside.

You try to summon boss toad when being bullied.

You compare your boyfriend/girlfriend to a Naruto character and tell them how they can be more like that character.

You always have your nails painted purple or black.

You ask publishers to publish "Make-Out Paradise".

You randomly start talking about how to control chakra in the middle of your science class, especially if it is something like anatomy.

You imagine yourself as a Naruto character and how you would be with the person of your choice and how you would be the strongest person in the village.

You run away from home saying: "I must find Orochimaru!"

When you go outside with two of your friends, you say that you are going on a secret A-rank mission.

You kill your best friend to try to make yourself stronger.

When you are arrested for above situation you yell: "The Akatsuki will come for me!"

Your run down the aisles of Lowes like a ninja and pretend to throw kunai at random people that look suspicious.

You attempt to train a snake in your front yard to do your bidding.

You have at least twenty-five different posters of Naruto characters in your room.

You worship above posters.

You cheat on a very important test and aren't caught more than five times.

If you are caught, you remind your teacher that it was a test you were supposed to cheat on.