Author's Note: Okay..so...I've decided to join dracosoftie and FaeryQueen07 in their quest for the Drabble Holy Grail...or whatever. This is fun, and I'm amusing myself, so that's all that really matters I suppose. The first prompt it 'Jaunty'. Let's see how I do, eh?
Jaunty
"No way," Harry hissed, shaking his head. "He's your godfather. You should do it."
"That's all the better reason why you should be the one to do it. I'll have to see him over Holiday," Draco pointed out. "Besides, he already hates you. What's the worst that could happen?"
Harry glowered at the blond and shrugged. He wasn't afraid of Professor Snape or his detentions.
The Gryffindor disappeared inside the Potions classroom and Draco found it hard to suppress a giggle as he heard his godfather's booming voice ripping Harry a new arsehole.
"I don't care what sort of poofy ideas Dumbledore's been feeding that tiny head of yours with. I. Am. Not. Nor. Will. I. Ever. Be. Jaunty!" Snape bellowed in his most frightening cadence. "Detention for a month, Mr. Potter."
Harry scrambled out of the classroom, stifling a laugh as Draco grabbed him by the elbow and hauled him into a hidden alcove. "That was brilliant! You're my hero!" Draco informed the brunet before attacking the other boy's lips.
"Don't get too excited," Harry reminded the blond, gently latching onto his earlobe with his teeth. "You remember our bargain. If I called Snape Jaunty, you had to flirt with Ron."
"You have an odd fascination with gingers, Potter," Draco scowled as Harry licked his bottom, pouting lip.
"Don't worry," Harry soothed. "I like jaunty blonds too."
Author's Note: So, I'm playing catch up and doing all of their prompts first, but does anyone have any new ones for me?! Huh? *nudge* Huh?