(A/N: What do the Bleach characters themselves think about the series' progression? Let's find out. By the way this is done as though the characters are in a chat room just to add to the silliness of the whole thing. Note the time frame for each piece. Each person's username should be obvious, but if you don't know who someone is you'll figure it out eventually).
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach
Time Frame: Ulquiorra's first appearance in the series
SubstituteShinigami15 has logged into the chat room
SnowBunny87 has logged into the chat room
SubstituteShinigami15: Man that Ulquiorra's one weird guy, he doesn't smile or anything even off set.
SnowBunny87: He's an interesting character, I'll give you that.
SubstituteShinigami15: I'll probably have to defeat him at some point in the series won't I
SnowBunny87: Most likely
ShopKeep100 has logged into the chat room
ShopKeep100: Yo Ichigo, Rukia what're you two up to?
SnowBunny87: Ichigo was talking about that dead pan at today's rehearsal
ShopKeep100: Oh you mean Ulquiorra, I can understand what you mean. I offered to treat him to lunch at the café and the guy completely blew me off.
SubstituteShinigami15: I don't blame him I wouldn't even sit down to a one on one lunch with you
ShopKeep100: That hurts Ichigo
FloweryTeen42 has logged into the chatroom
FloweryTeen42: Hi guys
SubsituteShinigami15: Hey Inoue, how's your injury?
FloweryTeen42: It's fine really, I just pulled a muscle
SnowBunny87: What happened?
ShopKeep100: Orihime-chan has been practicing how to fall without hurting herself, but she kind of messed up this time to put it mildly
SnowBunny87: What?! Are you alright Orihime?
FlowerTeen42: I'm fine, never better ^_^
PaleEspada has logged into the chat room
PaleEspada: Hello
SnowBunny87: Hello?
SubstituteShinigami15: Who're you?
ShopKeep100: Ah, Ulquiorra I see you figured out how to use a computer properly without any trouble
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ShopKeep100: Something I said?
Time Frame: Ichigo Vs Grimmjow Round 1 Post-fight
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SubstituteShinigami15: Man that Grimmjow guy is an asshole
SnowBunny87: You're just mad that you got your clock cleaned
SubstituteShinigami15: Shut up
SnowBunny87: LOL
Hyorinmaru104 has logged into the chat room
SubstituteShinigami15: Hey Toshiro
Hyorinmaru104: How many times do I have to tell you to call me Hitsugaya-taicho?
SnowBunny87: What's up Captain Hitsugaya
Hyorinmaru104: Nothing really just felt like seeing who was online at the moment, thankfully it's only you two
SubstituteShinigami15: Why?
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Hyorinmaru104: That's why
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BustyShinigami38: Konichiwa Rukia, Ichigo
SubstituteShinigami15: Hey Rangiku-san
SnowBunny87: If you're looking for you taicho he just logged off, it kind of seemed like he's avoiding you
BustyShinigami38: Well then I'll just have to go to his dressing room to talk to him
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SubstituteShinigami15: Yikes, do you have a death wish Rukia? Pitting the two of them together like that.
SnowBunny87: What do you mean if a seated officer is looking for their captain the logical thing to do is tell the seated officer where their captain is.
SubstituteShinigami15: Whatever
Pantera6 has logged into the chat room
SubstituteShinigami15: Who's this guy?
Pantera6: Two people are on here that's it?
SnowBunny87: Who are you?
Pantera6: What makes you think I have to tell you?
SubstituteShinigami15: It doesn't matter, anyway, Rukia like I was saying earlier I could've beaten Grimmjow senseless if I wasn't having hollow trouble
Pantera6: That you Kurosaki?
SubstituteShinigami15: Grimmjow?
Pantera6: Damn straight! As if, even if you were strength I'd still beat your ass half way to hell
SubstituteShinigami15: Is that a challenge
Panntera6: Course it is.
SubstituteShinigami15: Fine you're on, see you online!
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SnowBunny87: *sigh* Men
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Time Frame: not specified
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ToughGuy95 has logged into the chat room
QuincyBoy11 has logged into the chat room
QuincyBoy11: Have you heard the news lately?
SubstituteShinigami15: What news?
ToughGuy95: Rumor has it that Captain Kuchiki got a computer
SubstituteShinigami15: Byakuya got a computer? Has he figured out how to use the chat room yet?
QuincyBoy11: Well it would explain why Rukia isn't here wouldn't it
ToughGuy95: I guess, I wouldn't be surprised if she was helping him learn how to use this
SubstituteShinigami15: Neither would I, but the chance are Rukia'll probably give up in frustration. Byakuya's too old fashioned to figure out how to use modern technology
ToughGuy95: What makes you say that?
RedPineapple62 has logged into the chat room
SubstituteShinigam15: Why don't you ask Renji he's the one who explained it to me
RedPineapple62: Ask me what?
ToughGuy95: Ichigo said that your captain is too old fashioned to find out how to use a computer or the chat room?
RedPineapple62: He probably won't either, I saw Rukia is his room earlier, things were not going well.
QuincyBoy11: You still didn't answer Chad's question, why would your captain be unable to figure out how to use a computer.
RedPineapple62: My captain hasn't been to the world of the living in over two centuries, not only does he not know how to use a computer he doesn't even have a Soul Pager
SubstituteShinigami15: LMAO
QuincyBoy11: That's sad
SnowBunn87 has logged into the chat room
SubstituteShinigami15: Given up Rukia?
SnowBunny87: What's that supposed to mean
ToughGuy95: Weren't you teaching your brother how to use the chat room computer system.
SnowBunny87: I am
QuincyBoy11: Wait, but you don't have a laptop
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About a minute goes by
SnowBunny87 has logged into the chat room
Senbonzakura628: Ah there you are Rukia.
SnowBunn87: How's the computer Nii-sama?
Senbonzakura628: It's fine, why did Kurosaki and Renji leave the chat room as soon as I got online though.
SnowBunny87: Don't know. Chad? Uryu?
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Senbonzakura628: And this is why I don't modernize Rukia, people have no respect for their elders nowadays
(A/N: Okay I'm officially out of ideas for this segment for now. What do you guys think? Should I continue this, is it a good idea? Reviews, please. Also if you want to know the logic behind everyone's screen names ask. I will also take suggestions if you guys want me to do something specific, I live to serve the fans what they desire.).