Soda Can Dilemma
A Short Gundam Wing Fanfic
By Amazonp aka Des
It was a beautiful morning in Arabia. The gundam boys had just got of a mission and were trying to enjoy a little relaxation on Quarte's estate.
"Ahhh," Weifie yelled, "Who keeps doing this?"
The other pilots came rushing into the kitchen. Weifie was standing there pointing to an empty Soda can on the counter. "What is it?" Duo was disappointed. He had frozen Weifie's underpants and thought that the Chinese pilot had found them.
"Someone keeps leaving this soda can out here! I just threw one a way yesterday and now there is a new one. I want to know who it is!"
Quarte observed the can with his nose an inch away from it. He didn't touch it just incase they had to resort to dusting it for fingerprints if no one admitted to the crime. After about a minute he stood up straight, "Well it isn't mine!"
"Why's that?" Weife ground his teeth.
"I crush mine and throw it in the recycle bin! And I'm sure it's not Trowa's!"
"Why?" Weife turned to Trowa, his finger still pointing at the can.
"I only drink Soda when Quarte's around and he makes sure I throw mine in with his!"
"Fine! Yuy?"
"Not mine I turn the tab!" Heero settled himself at the table.
Weife gave a death stair at Duo, "Well, Maxwell, you're the only one left!"
"I do that ABC thing," the boy with the long braid responded,
"The what?"
"You know! You move the tab back and forth saying the ABC's as you go! When it breaks off what ever letter you just said just then is used to find your mate. Say it was R. You toss it down on the table. If it lands upside down then it's the last name. If it lands right side up it's the first name. So the first name with an R," he thought for a moment, "Yikes! That would be Relena!" He shuddered at the thought. Everyone just stared at him like he was crazy.
"So it was no one! It just keeps magically appearing here every morning."
The Butler walked in and asked what was going on. Weife explained. "Master Weife!" The Butler looked surprised, "Don't you remember getting up last night and getting something to drink? I was sitting in the kitchen, when you did so!"
Weife just stared at him for second, then picked up the can and threw it in the trash bin, without saying a word. The others were cracking up laughing as he did so. Very angry but also extremely embarrassed he made his way to the freezer to get his breakfast. Duo continued to snicker as the Chinese boy did so. "DUO!!!" The prankster American ran out of the room with Weife right behind him waving his frozen underwear.
~~~For the longest time I kept finding a empty soda can on the kitchen counter. I kept yelling about it. No one would admit to it. Finally it stopped showing up.