My note: Alright!! Here's another Happy Noodle Boy story. These are more successful than my Johnny story. So I will only do these kinds of stories. Maybe a different on here and there. :)


RANDOMNESS!!!!

*Monkee see, monkee do! What will the monkee do?! Huh! Answer the mighty fist! Squirrels ate my nub!!*
(HNB is in the park) "AHEM!!! Coff!! Coff!! AGGCHK!! Bloody fuck monkees!! Turn your jelly-filled donuts and chase after me lucky charms! Silly ass rabbit!! Trix are for kids!!" (The peoples stare stupidly at him)
(The kid who tells his dad to kill shows up) "Daddy, look! It's him, the noodle man! Shoot off his balls!" (Like he has any)
(The dad) "Okay son!" (Cocks a gun)
"Peanuts! Peanuts! Use your hands to wipe your ass! Oh my GOD! It's lint!" (sees the gun) "Neste pas, Cortez! Fuck your goldfish! Not the crackers!"
(BOOM!)

END

Short yes. But aw well. I did this story really quick in Chemistry and the people around me liked it so I hope you guys do to. Review me! NOW!!!