A/N: Just some weird thing I put together for no reason. ENJOY!
Arnold and Gerald were sitting outside their house. Gerald was attempting to be funny.
"OK, so a Rabbi and a Priest walk into a restaurant. And the priest orders some pork sausages and he automatically orders the same for the Rabbi. When the food arrives, the Rabbi goes, 'I can't eat that. It's forbidden. Pigs are like superheroes to us.'"
From far away five dark figures walk towards them: a dog, a lady, a fat man and two fat boys. Oh my bad, one fat boy and a really ugly fat girl. The lady was holding a baby.
"Hey! That was our joke!" said the fat man.
"Who are you?" Gerald stood up and challenged them.
"We are..." they all posed, "FAMILY GUY!"
"Oh..." Arnold looked at Gerald. He had stolen the joke. No wonder it wasn't funny.
Arnold spoke up. "The joke wasn't very funny so if you want you can have it back."
"You mean it?" The fat man started jumping around. "Maybe you guys aren't so bad after all."
With that they walked away in slow motion.
"What a bunch of fat losers..." Arnold nodded. He totally agreed.
Then they went home and played b-ball.