Joy Ride
Chapter 1 Board
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own power rangers. This is just a story for fun.
It was a dark night on the moon. In the palace of Lord Zedd Rito and Goldar were board. Things had gotten incredibly boring around the base. Several montes earlier Zedd and his forces had to flee the base from the Machine Empire and go into hiding. The powers had defeated the Machine Empire and Zed and his forces moved back into the base.
Zedd had said that they would go back to invading Earth soon, but they had done nothing yet. At first Rito and Goldar were thrilled, but they soon got board with doing nothing. They asked Zedd permission to go to Earth, but he refused saying that going to Earth would endanger all future plans for conquest. Rito and Goldar started playing pranks on Zedd and their fellow evil minions. When Zedd was sleeping they would put a bunch of slime on one of his hands. Goldar pluck a feather from one of his wings and tickle Zedd's face. Zedd reached up to scratch his face and get slime all over it.
"Aaaaauuuuu! Goldar! Rito!" Shouted Zedd waking his wife Rita up.
Rito and Goldar burst out laughing. Zedd grabbed his staff and started shooting lightning at them. Rito and Goldar fled from the room. They could hear Rita angrily yelling at her husband for waking her and for shooting at Rito and Goldar.
The two of them eventual got board of pranking and started looking for other things to occupy their time. They decided to take a shot at monster making. They went into Finster's workshop and started messing around with his equipment and clay.
They decided that they were going to make monsters that resembled and acted like a couple of humans they used to have a good time scaring named Bulk and Skull. Goldar was making the Bulk monster and Rito was making the Skull monster. Soon they had a few mounds of claw molded into a couple of weird shapes. They plopped them into the machine and turned it on. It whirled to life in a matter of minutes two monsters plopped out. Fist the Bulk monster then the Skull monster. The Bulk monster looked like a giant humanoid potato wearing a biker jacket and a bandana. The Skull monster looked like a skeleton wearing a biker jacket, sunglasses, and a bandana on its head. The two new monsters looked at one another then at Rito and Goldar.
"Aaaaaauuuuu! Monsters!" They screamed in unison as they turned and ran right into a wall and fell to the ground.
Rito and Goldar laughed! This sure did bring back memories! Just then Finster came back into the workshop. He looked at Rito, Goldar, and the two new monsters.
"Get out of my workshop you vandals!" He shouted as he picked up a broom and chased the four of them out of the workshop.
Rito and Goldar enjoyed the company of their two new companions. They enjoyed ordering them around and making them serve them drinks and fan them. They soon grew board of this. They decided to send out holographic job applications to other villains seeing if there were any job openings for new minions. There were none. They were back to being board. Then one day Rito came up with an idea.
"Let's throw a party! Lets invite some other villains to party with! That will brighten the mood around here!" He said.
"We really don't know that many villains. Some of them are our enemies." Said Goldar.
"I know a crazy guy whose great with parties." Said Rito as he picked up a phone and started dialing.
On a space station a few miles away from the moon. The space pirate Elgar was just lounging around when a nearby phone rang. He picked it up.
"This is Elgar the excellent speaking." He said.
"Hey Elgar it's me Rito. You want to come to the moon and help throw a party." Said Rito.
"You beat ya! I'll be over there soon! Time to get our party on!" Shouted Elgar as he hung up the phone and teleported from the space station.
To be continued.
