1. Once upon a time, Spock of Vulcan, was standing all stiff and awkwardly, while the, rather, sloppy, in the 2009 movie, capatin Jim, was sitting in his chair, picking his nose
Spock rapidly turned around, "Captain! Are you picking your nose?"
Jim flicked the booger away and shrugged, "Maybe"
Spock facepalmed, "My god