The day in the in the house of chaos began like any other normal day, well as normal as it can get in a house full of crazies… with bantering of course!
As a bit of information, Aragorn and Legolas have been together since the 9th grade. They moved in together when they first went off to college, MIT, one becoming a robotic engineer and the other a mathematic analyst. They now live with their BESTEST friends (Pippin and Merry) and are living happily ever after… sort of. Merry and Pippin have been together since Merry was in 10th grade and Pippin a freshman in college. They SUFFERED through their first year of dating long-distance, then Pippin moved back to be with Merry while still continuing his education. Pippin is a market analyst, and loves his job. Merry is an invasive cardiovascular technologist…basically a lot of heart and blood stuff. She loves it. Sadistic little hobbit. Anyway….to the story!!! ^___________________________^
*Aragorn and Legolas' alarm clock shrieks loudly*
Aragorn: *smacks her partner*Legolas…turn off the damn alarm clock…
Legolas: *rolls over onto his other side, groaning*Make me! It's only freaking 6:00 in the morning!
Aragorn: *smacks him again*Just do it!
Legolas: Alright, alright….fiiiiine. *turns off the clock*Now go get ready for work.
*Aragorn sits up, unhappy that she has to be up this damn early… but knowing that once she gets to work with her calculator and equations, her nerdyness would take over and dominate her morning mood*
Aragorn: Leggy, make the coffee… please?
Legolas: NO
Aragorn: I SAID PLEASE GOD DAMN IT!
Legolas: Geez…how do Pippin and Merry NOT wake up to this???? AND NO, MAKE ME!!!!!
Aragorn: I know that Merry puts ear-plugs in… cause of Pippin's snoring… so she is all good… and Pippin just sleeps… like you! And just make the DAMN coffee… please… J
Legolas: Fiiiiinnnnneeeee I'll make the stupid freaking coffee… but I'm gunna drink some!
Aragorn: way to show me!
Mean while in the room down the hall, the Hobbit side of the well-sized apartment, Merry and Pippin were bantering themselves.
Pippin: Goddammit, woman, why do you always win?!
Merry: Because, Pip, I'm the woman. I have power. Deal. With. It.
Pippin:…..I don't wanna. So…does this REALLY mean that I have to do the dishes tonight? AGAIN?!
Merry: If you didn't fail so hardcore at rock-paper-scissors, you wouldn't have this problem….retard.
Pippin: I LIKE POTATOES!!!!
Merry: *smacks him the back of the head. Hard.* Stupid! There's still people trying to sleep!!!
Pippin: *Grins*You hitting me is still you touching me…..
Merry: No, fag, it isn't.
Pippin and Merry suddenly stop to hear Legolas and Aragorn bantering on the other side of the apartment. Loudly. Only able to make out the words "COFFEE" and "MAKE ME!!!", knowing that Aragorn is trying to get Legolas to do her ONE small favor, and both start giggling.
Pippin: You were saying?
Merry: That you're a fag?
Pippin: Damn. Thought I was gonna get you on that one….you're good ^^
Merry: Damn right I am. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have icky scrubs to go change into. *walks out on him before he can retort or make a comment about wanting to help*
Pippin: ……Aaaaawwwww….I wanted to HELP, DAMMIT!
Merry: SHUT UP. Work comes before sex, moron!
Pippin: …….Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Mean lady. *lays back down, now cranky….he hates mornings*
Aragorn: DAMMIT, LEGOLAS!!!!…..You didn't put the right filter in….now the coffee's gonna suck…..and where's my creamer?! Did you use it all again?! *grabs a can from the cupboard*….Oh. Found it ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Legolas: Your mom!!!
Aragorn: My mom is old, bitchy, and still lives with Ali and Zoe.
Legolas: Yeah. I think Ben failed enough to move in with Faith. This filter? *holds up another package, then suddenly starts giggling*I think Pippin just got told ^^
Aragorn: *gives evil glare*You're not getting any, either, mister. You misbehaved.
Legolas: *puppy dog face*What'd I dooooo?
Aragorn: You FUCKED UP my coffee, dear.
Legolas: But but but…. I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! I'm sorry! How can I make it up to you?
Aragorn: use your lunch break to bring me lunch? I would LOVE that… ^^
Legolas: Anything for you dear!!
Aragorn walks out of the room to make sure that she has everything for work, hoping that she will have a new case, but ends up running into Merry and talking about those damn boys. By this time Pippin has given up trying to go back to sleep and walked out to the kitchen to find some numnums (cause Merry says he's a fag)
Pippin: *mocks Legolas in a voice much too high but gives the right effect* Anything for you dear
Legolas: FUCK YOU!
Pippin: Ummm…. Thanks for the offer… but I'm much too tired right now. Maybe later
Legolas: I wasn't offering *funny eye twitch thingy* but now that you've got me thinking about it… ^^
Pippin: EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! FAG!
Legolas: I was kidding… but what's up with those Damn girls flaunting it around the fucking house and then telling us no!?!
Pippin: Frustertating women!
Legolas: LOMH
Pippin: So where's the food?
Legolas: nothing good. Aragorn is on this new food thing were she only eats like… I don't know… shit… and stuff… but now there's like NOTHING to eat…
Pippin: damn those girls and their obsession with their weight
Aragorn: YOUR MOM! We cant help it…Hey YOU'RE the one who has taken Merry to the Doctor's to make sure that she eats… just because you two are fucking PIGS doesn't mean that the rest of the world is!!
Legolas: OMG No! this guy that I work with is like SOOO fat! He cant do like ANYTHING to work on the new robot… and he isn't even smart! So its not like he is helping with the programming! And its not even that hard… I mean if I, of all people, can program a robot… kinda… then so can this fatt lard! So come on honey… you cant me fat… you don't look like him…
Aragorn runns off crying because her boyfriend just said that she was fat… she just didn't really look like it.. BASTARD!!
Merry: *slaps Legolas in the face*WTF, DUDE?!!!!!!
Legolas: WTF, DUDE?!
Merry:….You just repeated exactly what I just did.
Legolas: No! I repeated ALMOST exactly what you just did, except you'd kick my ass, so I'm not gonna slap you in the face.
Pippin: Good choice.
Merry: You need to go apologize to Aragorn, smart one.
Legolas: Why? She's fine.
Merry: *EPIC BACK-OF-THE-HEAD-SLAP*
Legolas: OW!!! That one actually HURT!!!!
Merry: Good! Now go apologize for insinuating fat-size!!!
Legolas: FIIIIIIIIIINE! *goes after Aragorn*
Aragorn was sitting in the corner where she always goes when her emotions are being a bitch…. She is there so much she now has a bean-bag chair in her favorite spot, along with Legolas' favorite sweatshirt…. But that's another story
Legolas: *walks over to Aragorn and wraps his arms around her like he has been doing for years* I love you
Aragorn: I know…. Its just that… I don't know… I just feel like when people see us… they look and see this amazing looking guy. I mean this guy is great! And then they see that there is just a thing attached to his hand… and every person thinks "why is such a hott guy like that with such an ugly girl like her?". It just kills me… I feel like I'm holding you back… and I hate that feeling….
Legolas: What you don't know is that all of those stupid girls are just heartless bitches… and then there are the guys in the world… they look down the street and see the most BEAUTIFUL girl. I mean this chick is like instant Goddess. And that's all they see… they don't even want to think of the guy that she is latched onto because it will just make the desire for that women that much stronger… do you get what I mean?
Aragorn: I love you! *looks up and kisses her Leggy!!*
Legolas becomes lost in the kiss… smiling even though he knows that it makes the contact that much harder.
Merry nocks on the door…softly at first… then more loudly as she becomes irritated by not being listened to. When they still do not answer Merry lets herself into the room to tell them that Aragorn is going to be late if she doesn't hurry her ass up! What she sees makes her giggle a bit. Aragorn must have been in her corner when Legolas had joined her because they were now CLEARLY making out on the large bean-bag.
Merry: ARAGORN!!!!!
Pippin: *walks in beside her*GO, LEGGY!!!!
*Aragorn and Leggy immediately separate, Legolas glaring daggers at Pippin, who is grinning, and Aragorn shooting death glances (while blushing brightly) at Merry*
Merry: 'Mon, Arrie, we're gonna be late if you don't hurry your making-out-ass-up.
Aragorn: Fuck you! *flips her off*
Merry: Right back at you, dear. *flips her back off*
Pippin: *flailing arms* Me too?!
Merry: No, hun, not now….maybe later. But you already suck at rock-paper-scissors, so this game might be too much for you…actually, now that I think about it, you WOULD lose this game.
Pippin: FUCK.
Legolas: GODDAMMIT. *sits up on the beanbag*I just lost the game!!!!!
Aragorn:….I hate you, Merry.
Merry: *shrugs*Working-time! ^^ *all head off to work*
Merry and Aragorn traipse into the house utterly EXAUSTED! Working a full day was a bitch and a half. Both women knew that they boys would already be home and most likely had been there for like 3 hours… damn them and their 9-5 jobs… then there are the women, who work til there aren't anymore cases on their desks… but they knew that they loved it…
Aragorn: Leggy, where is the ice-cream?
Legolas: don't got non… why?
Aragorn: way to phail at English there hun… and cause I want to EAT SOME DAMN ICECREAM!
Merry: *yells from her newly found perch on the arm of the couch next to Pip* EAT IT!!
Aragorn: I WANT TO!!!!
*Pippin and Legolas laugh there skinny little asses off*
Aragorn: PISS OFF, MERRY! *comes into the living room, giving up on her ice-cream search, and plops down on the other couch.* Leggy, I'm tired…go get a bath ready for me.
Legolas: Only if I can join you.
Aragorn:…..*dead silence*
Pippin: Hmmmmm, sounds like fun…Merry?
Merry: No.
Pippin: Pleeeeaaaase?
Merry: No, faggit. You're supposed to give me a massage tonight, though, remember?
Pippin: No, but okay ^^
Merry: Compression shorts, buddy.
Pippin: I don't wanna!!!!!
Legolas: *laughs hysterically*Compression shorts are for squares!!!!….I'm a triangle, so I don't even wear shorts!
Pippin and Merry: TMI, TMI!!!!!!
Aragorn:….True story….sadly. Or is it? ^_~ *leans over and kisses him*
Legolas: *pouts*
Aragorn: Aw, Leggy, you know we love you. *pets him*
Merry: Pippin, my shoulders hurt….
Pippin: Fine, but I expect a LONG make-out session after.
Merry: Fine, I don't have to work tomorrow. ^^
Pippin: *grins and picks her up and carries her off*
Aragorn: ya know… that sounds like a good Idea to me… we could skip a bath… just take a shower…. Like… tomorrow morningish time…cause I have tomorrow off too!!
Legolas: *pouts…* but that means that I have to do something… if we take a bath… we just have fun!!
Aragorn: MAN UP! Grow some balls, dear!…. Now please!!!
Legolas: *sighs* fine! But… I agree with Pippin… I'm not gunna do it for free!!
Aragorn: well what do you want in payment? *grins at him in a way that no other person will ever see*
Legolas: Let's cross that bridge when we get there… ok?
Aragorn: as long as we start this sometime soon!!
Legolas picks up Aragorn (much to her complaint that she was MUCH too heavy for him) and they head off into their room… NIGHTY NIGHT!!