Authors' note: Derived from "I'm a believer" by Smash Mouth. Goes with every pairing (esp Sam/Frodo *g*). Works best when you actually listen to the song!





I am a slasher



I thought slash was

Only true in my own mind

Meant for someone else

But not for them

M. Sue was out to get them

That's the way it seems

Disappointment haunted

All my dreams



And then I saw their smiles

Now I am a slasher

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

They're in love

I am a slasher

I couldn't change it

If I tried



I thought slash was

More or less a subtle thing

But the more I watched the more

I knew, oh yeah

What's the use in trying

Mary Sue is trash

When I wanted friendship

I got slash



And then I saw their looks

Now I am a slasher

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

They're in love

I am a slasher

I couldn't stop it

If I tried



What's the use in denying

Forced m/f is trash

When I wanted friendship

I got slash



And then I saw their hugs

Now I am a slasher

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

They're in love

I am a slasher

I couldn't help it

If I tried



Then I saw them kiss

Now I am a slasher

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

Now I am a slasher

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I am a slasher

I am a slasher

I am a slasher



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