2D the popular singer of Gorillaz now in the mystical undersea world called the Bikini Bottom he was a confused fellow searching for a way home approaching the first thing in the town for directions he headed for the Krusty Krab he smelled the disgusting aroma inside the fine establishment he was rudely greeted by the blue squid "Can I take your order sir?" The blue haired singer didn't hear a word he said instead he was focusing on the slight yellow in the window behind Squidward. 2D snapped back in thought quickly and ordered a kelp shake with a side of fries he sat down at a table gazing at the mysterious yellow man at the grill the door beside the boat opened he was astonished to see the rest of the cook he was square it made 2D feel all tingly inside and all the holes made him feel stranger he was starting to get a giddy smile as the yellow square approached him with a smile that revealed his two front teeth "Here you go!" the yellow fellow said happily placing his drink in front of him. 2D stared at the two front teeth and blushed they were so beautiful he could tell he wanted him but was hesitant to make a move "F-Fank you.." he said shyly his cheeks becoming redder "The name is Spongebob!" The man blurted out randomly making his quirky laugh after something about that laugh gave 2D a wicked boner he crossed his legs so it wouldn't show "I'm 2-" "Where you from?" Spongebob asked interrupting him 2D made a nervous laugh "Oh! I'm from England!" He replied Spongebob gave him a confused look "I've never heard of that before" he said surprised 2D nodded "f'at makes sense I'm not from underwater." He explained Spongebob laughed once again 2D suddenly put a finger over his lips he couldn't take it anymore he needed those spongey lips against him Spongebob looked into his eyes. 2D then pulled him into a kiss everyone was watching them but he didn't care all he wanted was him and spongebob. Spongebob then quickly pinned him to the table grabbing his hips 2D made yelp before undoing the tie on Spongebob's shirt. Spongebob gasped it seemed to almost be a moan then when 2D got closer Spongebob whispered in his ear "I'm Ready."