The Miz's Reign Of Darkness
"Riley! Get me a drink! And you better not screw it up this time!", The Miz yelled.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!", Alex Riley replied, annoyed. He tripped on a rock and spilled the milk all over Miz's lap.
"YOU IDIOT! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!", Miz screamed in anger.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", Riley begged, flailing his arms around.
"You don't deserve to be in Castle WWE! You're nothing without me!, KANE! Take Riley to that stupid little village called TNA!", Miz demanded.
5 hours later...
Riley woke up at some weird dude's house. The weird dude had long, dirty blonde hair.
"I found you on the street so I brought you to my house, Oh, my name is Edge!", he replied.
"I thought I heard of you before.", Riley replied.
"Yea, you probably heard that story about how Christian turned to the dark side...Why you out here?", Edge asked.
"I used to be a part of the dark side...Then Miz kicked me out, Just because I spilled milk on his lap.", Riley replied angrily.
"Ouch. That gotta hurt.". Edge winced. "Why don't you go meet some villagers?".
Riley left the house. Some guy bumped into him.
"Oh, sorry, I'm in a rush!", The guy said.
"Where are you going?", Riley asked.
"I'm going to church, Oh, I have to go", The guy said, while tying his hair into a ponytail.
So Riley follows the dude. He walks into a bar. The dude turned around.
"Hey! You followed me!, Well, you better know my name, and I'm only saying it once, creep! I'm Rob, but everyone calls me RVD!".
And then Riley turned around, facing the owner of the bar. He was throwing beer, yelling "Hell yeah!".
"If you want me to punch this guy in the face, gimme a 'Hell Yeah!".
And then everyone in the bar yelled "Hell Yeah!". The owner punched a guy in the face.
Riley then saw this mysterious guy in a hood. He walked over to him and touched him on the shoulder.