OK.....I would like to thank my bestest buddie, Meemy Holbytlan for typing this for me.
He found it in a magazine and we have gone and named it..(dun dun dun)
MEEMY AND THE PORTA POTTIE!!!!!!
for your viewing pleasure *evil laugh*

I was at a outdoor concert with the guy I have a crush
on and I really had to pee, but the only bathroom were
the gross Porta Potties. I don't normally use them,
but it was a emergency. I went in and locked the door.
All the sudden the thing tipped over and started
rolling down the hill. When it finally stopped I was
covered in poop. I came out and everyone was laughing
hysterically.