Hello, people of Mars, Pluto, Uranus, and Earth! This is my one shot of if Percy, Nico, Thalia, Annabeth, Grover, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Luna, Neville, the Stolls and the Weasley twins got stuck in a car together on a trip for them to all visit Dumbledore.

"Are we there yet?" said Nico.

"Nup," replied Thalia, popping the P.

"OOOOH, WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF DUMBLE-" sung Travis and Fred for the gajillionth time.

"Shut up!" yelled Hermione and Annabeth in unison.

"There's rudumptian felixerisses in Neville's hair," said Luna. Nico replied, "Yup, these are the purple kind."

"SEA BUTTER NUGGETS!" yelled Percy as Travis yelled, "OOH, OFF TO SEE! SEE A WIZARD, AS WE ALL DRIVE IN A CAB-"

"Whose driving?"

"..." replied everyone in the car.

"Um-"

"Don't get upset-"

"AN OWL IS DRIVING!" yelled Nico, then he sung, "I CAN DRIVE LIKE AN OWL, I CAN FLY LIKE PERCY, I CAN-"

Ginny interrupted. "Why haven't I been included?"

"..."

"Magical time traveling elves," I said as an answer.

"Who're you'?" asked Thalia, then she said, "I agree with ginger gal here."

"HEY! But I agree. Who're you, and why hasn't me, Thals, or Gin been included," inquired Ron.

"I," I replied, "Well, call me Oreo." " I HATE OREOS!" yelled Percy, Grover, and Annabeth.

"Why Oreo?"

"It's a hard name."

"Try me."

I took a deep breath. "Orenessolle Melissa Hill."

"..."

"Okay, um, so it's Oreo be sole leg?"

No, it isn't. But I don't think it's great to say that.

I groaned. "Toldja."

"OOH, we a're OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD-"

"Shuddup, Fred!"

"So," said Nico, "It's Ore Nessie Olde?"

"No," I snapped, "It's Oren Esse Ole. Oh Ren Ss Oh Lay."

"OOH, OOH, I LOVE LAYS CHIPS!"

"Connor, were you listening?"

"..."

THUMP.

"Roadblock," said Thalia.

Percy got out.

"Fifteen secs," bet Nico to Annabeth, "Twenty drachma."

"You're on, Angelo."

FOURTEEN SECONDS.

"Done," said Percy.

"I win," said Nico, "Cough up."

"Nico," I said, "You're thirteen."

"So?"

Then we ran into a roadblock and the cat exploded.

"STUPID- DAMN- ZEUS!"

"Mew."

"Shuddup, exploded kittie."

"Mew."

"Put a cork in it."

"No."

"Did you talk?"

"Mess."

"Yes?"

"No, I mean, this thing is a wreck."

"JUST DRIVE!"

·················SOON AFTER

"Are we there yet?"

"Nup."