It was silently drizzling,
Toons were silently doing their duty work. They moaned and groaned as they walked around.
"Lunch Time" One cop yelled, "Hurry up before it gets cold!"
The cops opened each jail cell and watched as the prisoner walked out.
"Yeah, yeah," The prisoners groaned.
"You two, at the end?" The cop asked.
One toon was hanging from a hook. He had a note on his chest.
The old cop walked into his cell. He took the note off the toon's chest that read:
'You Shmuck. Did you really think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?'
"Kill myself?"
The cop looked up. The prisoner had not been dead.
The prisoner smiled and punched the cop in the face. He jumped off the hook and grabbed his stuff and started to head out of jail.
Who was this prisoner, you might ask? This was Freckleslam. One of the dangerous hackers in Toontown.
Outside, there was a golf kart.
A very famillar monkey was pouring gasoline around the edges of the jail.
Who do you think this was? Correct. This was Jeepermash.
Freckleslam went outside. A pink famillar cat was sitting in a kart, also the aqua monkey. Freckleslam tried to open the kart door. It was stuck.
"Unlock the door Jeepermash!" he yelled.
"It's stuck!"
"Get up top!" Stella yelled.
Freckleslam crawled up in the top hood of the golf kart. As he crawled in, Jeepermash rolled down the window and shot his gun. The ground caught on fire because he had poured gasoline on the ground earlier. The cops couldn't escape from the jail now.
"Ahahaha!" Jeepermash yelled as he rolled up the window.
They started to drive away. One cop from another police station was already behind their tails. Stella ate a cracker while they were speeding away. The Cop behind them kept shooting bullets at their kart.
One kid was at the smoothie shop in Acorn Acres watched the car chase. His name was Dukebox. He was a brown mouse.
As he watched he pressed against the window, which made his smoothie explode from his foam cup.
This mouse from Donalds Dock also saw the Car chase. He didn't bother to watch because he was testing out his inventions.
His name was Ranger Yes. He shot a dart at a trash can, and it automatically pulled it forward to him. One problem... the trash can had a chain attached to it, so it pulled Yes closer to the barrel and he fell inside it.
There was also this cat from Donalds Dock. She was washing her hair inside a barrel. She heard the cop chase too and stood there for a minute, confused. Her name was Fluffy.
One blue cat was inside his home on Punchline Place. His name was Anonymous. He heard a police siren, and his dad told him to turn the TV Off, because it was distracting him from fixing the pipes in the sink. After Anonymous turned his TV off, he still heard sirens. He banged the TV and walked away.
One girl on Punchline Place was cheerleading. Her name was Blizzard. She was a small aqua dog.
She turned on a radio.
"Lets do the Victory Pyramid!" she called. "Put your arms up and smile! Nice! Great job everyone!
Near the beginning of Punchline Place, an old fat bear named Rosalita was carrying groceries across the street. When Jeepermash, Stella, and Freckleslam drove by, she nearly went insane and started dropping all of her groceries.
After she dropped them, she let out a huge chinese ROAR and started chasing after the car. She then got tired and fell down.
Later, Freckleslam, Jeepermash, and Stella have driven across the town and made it to the beach. They got stuck in a small puddle.
"What the hell are we doing here?" Jeepermash asked.
"Trust in your own mother boys!" Stella said.
They were driving in a race, disguised as a random car. The cops wouldn't know which was them now! Unless... they saw that they were speeding.
On a quiet street on Loopy Lane, 2 kids were lounging around on that terrible Saturday. It wasn't that terrible, it was just bad for them because they had to move in a few days. Their house was being knocked down in a few days because they didn't have enough money to keep it. The mayor of the town was going to buy the property in a few days to build a Golf Course.
The kid lying on his bed staring at the ceiling was named Brad. He was a small purple mouse, and he had so much fun while he lived in this neighborhood. His friends and him went on Crazy Lunatic Adventures! He really didn't want to be forced to move out.
The other kid was exercising on his recliner was named Zack.
He was exercising with stretchers to build his arm muscles. He didn't talk even once this day.
"I can't wait to get out of here! Nothing fun happens around here anyway," Brad said.
"You're just saying that to make yourself feel better," said Zack.
"Yeah, I know... but I really want to stay here. I don't want to give up the Loon docks!
"I know how you feel wimp, I'm really going to miss this place as well."
They both sighed. Downstairs, there was a knock. Someone was at the door. They bothed rushed downstairs to see who it was. It was their friend Anonymous. He had came to see if they wanted to do anything fun for their last few days together.
"Anonymous, get your feet off the table..."
"I thought maybe we could do something fun today... crusing the coast... sniffing some leaves... down in the bruise... BUT NO!"
Anonymous didn't look to happy at this point.
"One older brother had to screw it up for us!" Right then, Zack tried to hit him.
"Hey Guys, you gotta let me in!" Dukebox stood down in the yard, behind the white picket fence.
"Jerk Alert!" yelled Anonymous, "It's Dukebox..."
"Come on let me in!"
"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle!"
"Come on..."
"Do it!"
"Come on..."
"DO IT!"
"Ugh..." Dukebox lifted his shirt up and started wobbling around like a Chicken. Anonymous started cracking up.
"Cut it out mouth..." Brad said.
Brad opened his front door and walked out. To the right, there was a bucket. You had to put a bowling ball into it for it to weigh down. When it weighed down, a lot of cool things happened. The string pulled up a football, which made it swing and hit a switch for the garden hose, which then squirting the balloon, and it popped. After the balloon popped, the chicken screamed and laid an egg. The egg rolled down a slide and knocked into a soccer ball. The soccer ball went rolling and kicked the fence door open.
"Thanks guys... thanks a lot!" said Dukebox. "You guys will never believe what I saw! It was amazing!"
"More amazing then the time Michael Jackson came to your house to use the bathroom?" asked Brad.
"Brad, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom... but his sister did! Anyway, there were these three cop cars chasing this golf kart, and it was speeding. The cops shot bullets at it the size of bubblegum!
Next door, there was a mouse standing on the windowsill. He had a hangglider. It was Ranger Yes. He started to glide to Brad's house.
"Brad! The screen door!"
Brad, Zack, Anonymous, and Dukebox all looked out the window. Ranger Yes crashed through the screen door.
Ranger Yes fell into all of them. Dukebox was holding a statue that almost fell.
"You guys thought I was going to drop it huh? Haha..."
They all should of known it. Dukebox dropped it.
"OH MY GOD YOU IDIOT!" they all yelled.
The statue broke...
Brad and Dukebox were trying to fix it.
Right then, Brad and Zack's Mom walked in.
"I see Yes dropped by..."
All of them turned around and started saying "Hi" in an unusual way.
"Okay everyone, this is Rosalita. She doesn't speak a word of english, and I know that some of you have been taking spanish lessons in school, so maybe one of you can help her translate."
"I'll be happy to translate for her Mrs. Walsh!" Anonymous offered.
"Thanks Anonymous, you will be a great help!"
Anonymous started to go around taking tours with Mrs. Walsh and Rosalita.
In the office, Anonymous started to translate something about separating medicines in spanish to Rosalita.
"De moda pre makonolno de coco ala be dez el van de sa coono, la anna me da in de abaho, sienpro i as drugas."
In the hallway, Anonymous translated something about Torture Devices in the Attic.
"Moo cas so bal o ba, sieno, ma denos, susual death si el wush."
In the Kitchen, Anonymous translated something about being locked in the house with cockroaches.
"Si no a sai wen tu baho sa in ceo rata, a ke with coo ca ratches, with do ce minors sine agua e se ne quanita."
Mrs. Walsh walked over.
"Rosalita? You okay? You're going to be very happy here."
Rosalita looked around and said something about being in a Crazy house.
"Sqa gosa e locos, o de os!"
Downstairs Brad and Dukebox were discussing if Mrs. Walsh would notice that the statue was broken.
"You hink ur mums gunno notie?" Dukebox asked with his mouth full.
"What?" Brad asked.
"You hink ur mums gunno notie?" Dukebox asked. "Notice the dud pic is mising?"
"I wonder if she'll notice..."
"That's what I said!" Dukebox yelled.
Right then, Mrs. Walsh and Anonymous came back downstairs.
"Alright everyone, I'm going out to finish grocery shopping. Zack, don't let your brother Brad outside again, or his asthma will act up again, and that wouldn't be good now would it? If you do go outside, then don't come home without your brother or you'll be in the deepest... the most deepest... of the... um..."
"Shit, Ma."
"I don't like that language, but that's exactly what you'll be in. And you... Ranger Yes... Use the backdoor from now on.
Mrs. Walsh looked down on the floor.
"What, is that?"
"Oh shit what?" Dukebox said.
"What is that? That is a mess boys! I want it cleaned up!"
"Sure... yeah... sure!" Dukebox said.
"One hour boys, until I get back."
Then Mrs. Walsh and Rosalita walked out the door onto Punchline Place.
"Adios Senorita!" Anonymous called to Rosalita.
For the next minute they just lounged around trying to find something to do.
"Hey! I just got an idea! Brad, doesn't your dad have rare stuff up in the attic? Maybe you can sell some of it to the other Toons in Toontown so you can get a lot of money, so we can save the Loon Docks!" Anonymous said.
Everyone got up and ran to the attic.
"No! Guys he doesn't want you up there! Listen to me dammit that's his stuff!" Brad yelled.