Okay, I'm trying something new. Instead of a Pokémon story, I'm trying a Scott Pilgrim one shot. While Gideon isn't my FAVOURITE evil ex (Matthew Patel gets that award), he's still really cool. Here it is!
Darkness. All I have seen is darkness. Scott won. I'm nothing. I lost everything to an ignorant Canadian who fell in love with Ramona.
I hate that woman. She ruined everything. She was so close to being mine. I could've beaten Scott. I almost did. Now, I'm dead. Sitting here, watching everything.
I can still beat him, though. There was a door. I saw it before, when I had first died. In the Subspace Highway, there was a door. I can still use the door. I can find the other evil exes in here. I can get them all out. I can make Scott pay. No, I can make the world pay…
Time will go back. We can start this again. This time, he will die. Ramona will become my trophy, finally an addition to my collection. I will not lose.
If he kills me, we will do this again. Until he's dead. Until I can put my sword through his fragile head. Once I do, the loop will finally be over…