A/N: Ever wondered what the Glee kids do during summer? Well, Facebook does tell all. A little end of the summer treat for all you silly little Gleeks out there. :)
Finn Hudson updated his status.
Finn Hudson: I'm so happy to be home! New York was fun and all, but home is where the heart is… Or
something like that.
Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Noah Puckerman, Artie Abrams and 5 other people like this.
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Kurt Hummel: Home is where I am too!
Finn Hudson: Don't remind me… Lol, jk. Love you, bro.
Noah Puckerman: Home is also where the babes are at! Come get me pool mamas! You in, dude?
Finn Hudson: Nope. Happily taken, thank you!
Rachel Berry likes this.
Noah Puckerman: Well, so am I… but Berry doesn't have to know.
Rachel Berry dislikes this.
Noah Puckerman: WHAT? Since when was there a dislike button?
Rachel Berry: Since now.
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Kurt Hummel updated his status.
Kurt Hummel: Can't believe Blaine left for a whole 2 weeks. So completely bored.
Blaine Anderson likes this.
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Blaine Anderson: I'll be back sooner than you think, love.
Kurt Hummel: I know, it just feels like forever. I'm so lonely.
Blaine Anderson: I'll call you everyday, I swear. I love you, Kurt. ;)
Kurt Hummel: I love you, too.
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Mercedes Jones's relationship status has changed from single to in a relationship.
Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez, Brittney S. Pierce, and 12 other people like this.
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Rachel Berry: Who is it, Mercedes?
Kurt Hummel: Heeheehee… ;)
Finn Hudson: What, you know something we don't?"
Kurt Hummel: Maybe.
Blaine Anderson: I know, too, actually.
Santana Lopez: Blaine Warbler, you better tell me now or Kurt will no longer be a virgin when you get back!
Kurt Hummel: Hey, uncalled for! My sexual status is not to be spoken of on Facebook where everyone can see it!
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, it's okay. And Santana, you may take his heterosexual virginity, but his homosexual virginity is MINE, not yours. So there.
Kurt Hummel: BLAINE! Are you trying to make me have a permanent unattractive blush for the rest of my life?
Blaine Anderson: You have a sexy blush.
Kurt Hummel likes this.
Mercedes Jones: GUYS I'M DATING SAM!
Rachel Berry: Aww, you weren't going to let us guess?
Mercedes Jones: I would have, had the conversation between Kurt, Blaine and Santana about Kurt's V-card not been buggin' the crap outta me.
Blaine Anderson: …Sorry, Mercedes.
Mercedes Jones is in a relationship with Sam Evans.
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Blaine Anderson and Darren Criss are now friends.
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Kurt Hummel: Who's that? New upcoming Warbler?
Blaine Anderson: No, he's a friend I met working at Six Flags.
Kurt Hummel: He's not… gay, is he?
Darren Criss: Ahh, so you're Kurt! Blaine couldn't stop talking about you all through the shows. And no, Kurt, I'm not gay. I'm happily heterosexual, thanks very much!
Blaine Anderson: Hey Darren? You still have anymore of the apple juice?
Darren Criss: Blaine, why would I still have that? That's gross. Minute Maid apple juice is only good fresh, not sitting in the bottle for 5 hours on a plane.
Blaine Anderson: You and that Minute Maid, huh?
Darren Criss: Definitely, man. None of that Mott's shit.
Kurt Hummel: …I'm just gonna stay out of this one.
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Blaine Anderson updated his status.
Blaine Anderson: Home at last! So happy. First thing I'm going to do? That should be an easy enough question to answer. We still have movie night planned, right Kurt?
Kurt Hummel likes this.
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Kurt Hummel: Of course, baby. Welcome home!
Finn Hudson: Yeah, welcome home, man!
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Brittney S. Pierce wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall.
Brittney S. Pierce: Hey, Blaine Warbler, do you wanna make out with me?
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Blaine Anderson: Uh, Brittney, I'm gay. And my last name isn't Warbler, it's Anderson.
Brittney S. Pierce: I don't care if you're gay.
Blaine Anderson: Brittney, in case you haven't noticed, I'm already with someone.
Brittney S. Pierce: So?
Kurt Hummel: Brittney? Are you flirtin' with my man?
Blaine Anderson: Sorry Brit. As I said, I'm with someone.
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Jesse St. James wrote on Rachel Berry's wall.
Jesse St. James: Why won't you come back to me?
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Rachel Berry: Because you're a tool. Enough said.
Jesse St. James: Please, Rachel? I said I was sorry.
Finn Hudson: Dude, go away.
A/N: Not the best I could have done, but I kinda like it. Reviews, please and thank you!