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Chapter One
It is Saturday Night. All WWE Superstars and Diva was called to a meeting.
John: Dude, these meeting are so boring
Big Show: You got that right. I only came for the food.
Taker: Every time I see you, you're always eating something. Why?
Big show: Cause I like to eat. You got a problem with that?
Taker: Yes.
Kane: Where the hell is Vince? How is he gonna call a meeting and come late?
Randy: Calm down man, we don't need you starting any fires.
Kane: Shut the hell up.
Rock: Finally, The Rock, Has come to this meeting!
Taker: Don't nobody give no fuck.
Rey: Aye, what's up man?
Evan: Hey Rey. When is this meeting gonna start?
Rey: Nobody knows.
Stone Cold: Vince needs to bring his old ass on.
RVD: Hell yeah.
Stone Cold: Don't be stealing my shit.
RVD: My bad dude.
Vince, Shane, Linda, and J.R walked in.
Vince: Glad to see everyone's here.
Everyone turned their attention to Vince on the stage.
Vince: I called this meeting inform you all on what's going to happen the next couple of weeks.
Triple H: What's that Vinnie Mac?
Vince: Don't call me that. You all are aware that a lot of kids these days are not going to school. Me and Shane have been thinking how can we set an example for kids to go to school.
Kane: Where are you going with this?
Vince: Well, we thought, what's better to set an example for kids to go to school then for us too.
John: Oh Hell No!
Vince: Oh Hell Yeah!
Stone Cold: Yall motherfuckers are going to stop stealing my shit!
Shane: Basically, we are going to have, WWE School. Come on guys, it'll be fun.
Taker: Fun my ass. I already went to school, and I aint going back.
Vince: Oh, and did I mention that if you don't go, you are fired
Everyone: Shit!
Evan: Yeah, I have a question.
Vince: Yes.
Evan: Where is this gonna take place?
Vince: We rented out an old school building so it can be like real school.
Randy: Who are our teachers?
Vince: That will be Shane, Linda, J.R., William Regal, and Kane.
Kane: I beg your pardon?
Vince: Well you were a teacher.
Taker: Yeah, 3rd grade.
Kane: Fuck you!
Taker: No thank you.
Vince: Don't worry; you will get a reward for doing this.
Rey: That's not fair.
Shane: Don't worry. You can get a reward too. What's going to happen is you all will be split up into five classes. There will be ten people in each class. The class subjects will be Math, Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, and Music.
Big Show: There will be lunch right?
Shane: Yes Show. As I was saying, you will get a grade in each class just like regular school. This will only go on for five weeks, Tuesdays and Saturdays. The Superstar or Diva with the highest GPA will get a title shot at any Championship they choose.
That last part quickly got everyone's attention.
RVD: Now we're talking.
Vince: If you skip any of your classes, you will be suspended for a week. Also, If you give you teacher a hard time, you will be sent to the office which the principle, me, will decide you punishment.
Mark: When will this start?
Vince: Next week after Smackdown, we will have another meeting so you can get your schedules, and discuss whose class you're in.
Shane: Are there any other questions.
Silence
Vince: Well that concludes this meeting. You may go now.
With that, everyone left.