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Entertaining America
week 1
Hello this is Entertaining America with me Lazlow. Today our guest is Mike Toreno, he is a CIA agent from here in San Andreas. Mike, Welcome
Toreno: Hello civilian.
Lazlow: Now tell me what do you do for the cia.
T:Cant tell you that.
L:Why not.
T: because its top secret.
L:Is there such thing as area 51?
T: ugh..
L:Is it in Bone County?
T:Yeah, I mean no!
L:Does Anyone have a question for Mr. Toreno?
L:Yeah caller your on Entertaining America
Caller:How many people have you shot?
T:100,000
T:Ah shit, not supposed to say that
L:Is there anything your supposed to say?
T:Yeah, who is an ass? You
L:Ah hell no
T:Shut up before you get a probe up your ass.
L:Get out of here Toreno. We have time for one more guess so Officer Tenpenny, welcome
Tp. I faked being dead
L:So where are you from?
Tp. Ganton, my best friend Carl Johnson became a gangster and I became a cop.
L:May I ask why you are always mean to Carl.
Tp. The Ballas wanted me to. I got the Ballas to kill Carl's mom and brother. I wanted them to get his other brother but he lived.
L: Why
Tp. The Ballas said so.
L: I hate the Ballas I try to drive in East Los Santos and they always shoot my low rider with aks
Tp. And do you like Grove Street
L:Yeah they give me money to let them be callers on this show. Does anyone want to talk with Officer Tenpenny? Hello caller you are on Entertaining America.
Caller: Yeah Tenpenny I will kill you again
Tp .Man, who is this
Caller: Sweet Johnson
Tp. I got you in jail sucker.
Caller: Ha Ha, C.J. killed Palaski.
L: Okay that was Tenpenny. See you losers tomorrow.