A/n: Hello everyone~! This is my first time ever posting and stuff like that, so I'm sorry if it's... rather crappy. Anyways, I got this idea because I saw so many Seven Minutes in Heaven (while I was searching for USUK or Spamano actually, which really had no relevance... huh), and instead of being paired with _, or "yourself", I thought maybe that we can have one where the Hetalia characters themselves get paired up! For this, I actually used a random pairing generator or of the such, so some pairings may be really random. I can't assure that all will end up as a coupling even so. But I still like pairing up Hetalia characters~!
In addition, you may see that some characters are "re-used", such as if a generator spits out... let's say "China x Belarus." And then later on you see another chapter named "China x Russia." So yeah, to avoid confusion, I thought I should say that this isn't a chronological story in which one pairing goes after another. You can see how far the game went in the chapter, since it will be in the description. If it is not, it just means that it doesn't matter.
Anyways, sorry for the rambling, and I hope that even if you think this is horrible that you can leave a review. Even a one-word review to tell me how much it sucks, such as "Ew." Even that will help, because then I'll know I suck. XD Thanks and I hope you enjoy~!
Summary: All that happens in this chapter is about how everyone actually agreed to play this and stuff. That's all. xD It's like a... prologue (?) I guess.
Warning: Some Hetalia characters tend to curse.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers, or the game Seven Minutes in Heaven.
The world meeting was to be held in America this year of 2012, signifying that it was America's turn to lead the World Meeting. This fact alone told everyone how the World Meeting was going to flow - chaotic, and full of yelling and screaming, while America would merely be laughing in the back instead of trying to stop it. If the conference had been held in Italy, it would've been full of Romano's cursing or Italy's constant "Ve~!"'s or his ramblings about pasta. If the conference had been held in Germany, it would've been dead silent as Germany would stare down anyone opening their mouth.
It was like a written rule, as if that the country they were in were the "ruler" of the meeting, not the person speaking on the podium. All the nations had known this the very moment they had walked into the conference room, some of the reasonable ones shaking their heads at the absurdity they would possibly face. Some could already say it had started, as they heard a certain Briton's rambunctious screaming.
"You are not a country Sealand! Go back home!"
"Jerk England!" Sealand combatted back, sticking out his tongue and attempting a punch at England's stomach. "I will make everyone see that I'm a country! I'll impress America today, you watch me!"
England sighed and attempted to shove the kid away, when America came and pushed both in with a grin despite England's protests. A minute or two later, the countries "settled" down and managed to sit down. They were still talking when hands were slammed onto the table. Everyone turned their heads, thinking that perhaps this meeting wouldn't be so bad if someone was willing to take control...
"All right guys, time to start the World Meeting! Let's join hands and solve the world's problem with me as the hero, and you guys could be the back ups to listen to whatever I say!" America started, and the dream was shattered. It would be a horrible meeting, once again.
"We've learned so much over the years, and we've even settled this "World Peace" thing, so I'm pretty sure there's nothing we can't handle!" America singsonged as he made his way to the podium and started unpacking his suitcase and setting up the projector. "So don't be shy or afraid to voice your own opinions!"
Three seats away, Japan nodded as Switzerland shot him an annoyed glare. After a while, America started again, having set up his laptop as well with a picture of a hero over Earth visualized on the huge screen.
"Like I suggested last time, we should definitely make a huge hero protect Earth to stop global warming! And not only that - this hero could suddenly make Earth bigger and give those Chinese jobs or whatever!" America stated, shooting everyone a smile. "By the way, no one's allowed to disagree with me!"
Japan nodded again, and Switzerland's glare turned... rather dark. "I agree with Ameri-"
"MAN UP JAPAN, OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRICE!" Switzerland shouted, banging a hand on the table and the other hand reaching for the gun in his pocket.
And this set it all off as the gun was cocked and the human maids fled out, and Finland nervously laughed in the corner of the table, shooting Sweden a nervous look. America, meanwhile, oblivious as usual continued on. "Okay, so now that I have everyone agreeing-"
"I object! Your plan has no basis, nor the slightest assurance that it will work," England claimed, "calmly" placing his teacup, rotating between staring at America and keeping an eye on Sealand.
"Ohonhon, I disagree with both America and England!" France said, raising a teacup of his own to mock England.
"You bloody frog! I wasn't even making a suggestion!" England shouted, swiveling in his chair to shoot his neighbor an angered glare.
"But you are so unrefined, Angleterre," France purred, giving himself a smack in the face by England.
A quick punch back, and an enusming fight with the Britannia Angel. "BRITANNIA FORK!"
"Aiyaa, you guys are so childish! Have some candy and calm down aru," China said, shaking his head.
"We don't want any," everyone replied, while Korea rapidly flapped his long sleeves up and down, asking for some.
Meanwhile, Italy and Romano were busy eating pasta and tomato, while Spain was busy being shooed off by Romano. "Get you own tomatoes you bastard!"
The typical "World Meeting" continued on, and Netherlands sighed as Belgium tried to cheer her brother up. Russia wasn't in the best of mind either, with his continuous kol'ing and the shivering Baltics. Just as Germany was losing his temper and about to slam his hands on the table, another beat him to beat it. "Everyone, shut up!"
The room shut up, turning around and expecting an upset Germany when they were faced with America. "A- America?" England sputtered, shock written on his face. Even Japan, who usually didn't display any emotion, had his mouth open in a gape while Norway and Hong Kong arched an eyebrow.
"No way, like totally. Did you just, like, tell us to be quiet?" Poland asked.
"Yup!" America said. "I actually have something serious to say!"
"Is that possible, aru?"
"Yup! Since tomorrow is already Christmas- god, it sucks being forced in this stupid meeting when tomorrow is Christmas- I decided we should have a party!"
The tension in the room disappeared, as Cuba slunk in his seat, shock broken. "Of course, what else would you expect from America?"
"Yup, yup! So you'll all be coming to my party today, right? 8 PM! By the way, no one is allowed to disagree!"
England sighed, as France waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Only because we're already here, you git."
"So! We're done eating, so we should play some games!" America shouted, twirling a game controller in his hand.
"Hai, but there are not even game controllers for everyone," Japan interjected, receiving a frown from America. But he sighed, and ran a hair through his blonde hair.
"Good point Kiku. What are we supposed to do then?" he groaned, plopping down on the couch behind him.
"Ohonhonhon, I know a game we could play! It's called Seven Minutes in Heaven," France offered, eyebrows wiggling.
"I'm not playing any bloody game made in France!" England objected, and Spain nodded as well, innocent facade gone as he remembered what game he had been forced to play the last time.
"I think I heard of Seven Minutes in Heaven..." Finland said, putting a finger to his lips as the Nordics made their way to the living room to see what the commotion was about. "But I can't remember how you play it."
"If m'wife's pl'ying, so am I," Sweden added in, Denmark nodding energetically behind him.
"Okay, so that's settled then! Not the best game choice, but it'll be fun!" America said, jumping on the couch and yelling. "Everyone get over here! We're playing a game and no one's allowed to disagree with me!"
"I'm not playing a bloody French game!"
France rolled his eyes. "It was made in Cincinnati, America, mon chaton."
A/n: So, you get what happens. If there are any protests, it's voiced when the characters are basically shoved into the closet. Some will be really innocent, like a mere chat (?) I guess, probably if someone's stuck in with Sealand since he also tagged along despite England's protests. Because as I said, my pairings are actually pretty random~! But there's probably going to be some canon pairings as well, since last time I did it as a test run and I got Norway and Denmark. :P (And even if it is non-canon, there are a lot of pairings in Hetalia that are supported, like I saw a lot of HongIce and PolHun fangirls. And AmeBel seems to be quite popular as well. :D)
Anyways, the World Conference, as many people might see, has a lot of reference to the actual anime and manga. I don't remember all of what they said, but I remember most, so I decided to input some to keep the flavor known as Hetalia! By the way, sorry for Sweden's failing accent I guess, and I'm not too good with Poland's Nagoya (?) girl valley accent either. On a side note, "mon chaton" apparently means "my kitten" in French.
So, rolling this... awesome Internet meme! The first chapter's going to be Belgium x Spain. :D Oh by the way, for all the future chapters, don't expect anything more than kissing. There might be some suggestive stuff with France or the Italy's curls and stuff, but I'm not good with writing... sexual stuff. XD Gomenasai~