Hey guys! So normally I write depressing songfics...well here's a humorous fic! It's 'specially for Christmas, and I'll be updating when I can, so...yah! And thanks to my reviewers for A New Hope. It made me happy because I got new readers! Yay! :D You guys make my morning/day/night all the better!


Letters to Santa

December 14, 1999 (A/N I don't know the real dates so just bear with me here.)

Dear Santa,

My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I am the youngest person of the head family in the pre…pres…prestigious Uchiha Clan. Daddy is the clan head. Mommy is his wife. I'm only writing this because Mommy told me to. Itachi, my onii-san, is so nice to me. But lately he's been kinda scary. So for Christmas I would like to be able to spend more time with my onii-san.

Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke (Apparently, the Hyuuga clan are shit. Or at least that's what Daddy says. What does that mean?)


Dear Santa,

It's me again! I hope you remember me. I've written to you for a while now. Guess what! I have a new friend! Her name is Yamanaka Ino. She's so cool and nice and popular too. Thanks for getting me my gift from last year, even if it is a little bit late. But...I also like someone. I haven't told Ino yet, so you should feel happy that I'm telling you first. His name is Uchiha Sasuke . He's really cool and quiet, but he's so cute! Not to mention he's the best of our class. So this year I would like Sasuke please.

Thanks Santa!

Haruno Sakura


Yo Santa,

Hi! My name is Uzumaki Naruto, dattebayo! This year I would like ramen for Christmas! Yup, that's about it! Dattebayo!

Bye!

Uzumaki Naruto, aka the future Hokage


So whataya think? Cheesy? Awesome? In between? Review please! :)