Hotel Lez Commercial #1
Are you tired of being around sexist, egotistical, bigoted men?
Are you bored of being forced to be a housewife, a SAHM, a cook?
Are you feeling romantically intimate with other women?
Then why not come on down to…
HOTEL LEZ
The first ever annual hotel/resort for all animated lesbians and bisexuals here in New Toon City
Our manager Helga K. Sinclair will gladly welcome you and give you the paradise of your dreams
The chef Launch will whip up the most appetizing and mouthwatering food on the North Coast
Our band Shock and Burn will provide crowd pleasing, foot stomping entertainment
Finally our exquisite shopping malls will give you lovely ladies shopping sprees endlessly
We accept all women of race, gender, parentage, color, nationality, etc.
If you're a man or a man disguised as a woman, then you will be prosecuted by attorney
But wait… there's More!
Not only can girls check into Hotel Lez, they can also LIVE THERE! FOR FREE!
Yes, that's right! Free rooms, free cable/TV, no extra charge whatsoever
We follow the plaque: we shall never deny a guest, even the most sexiest request
And you also get a relaxation room where you can snooze away if your room's too crowded
Plus we have a Lamaze class for any women who are pregnant or may become pregnant
We also have a girly girl buffet filled with all the lovely delicacies for every girl's sexy figure
Plus we have this special gold statue of our founder Kristen Stewart in the courtyard for photography
And that's not all
Even your daughters and her girlfriends are welcome here
Even kids of all ages and genders. Yes even little boys because hey, we have a soft spot for children
So call us at 1-800-HOTEL-LEZ and leave your worries and your hatred of men behind
HOTEL LEZ: the HOTTEST hotel in New Toon City
For animated, video game, anime, comic book and live action girls only
NO MEN ALLOWED- ANY MALE TRESPASSERS WILL BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED BY FEDERAL LAW
CALL 1-800-HOTEL-LEZ. That's 1-800-HOTEL LEZ. Again, 1-800-HOTEL-LEZ