Another somewhat old-ish thing (that I didn't post on FFNet due to formatting issues, but whatever, this is my best attempt). I really don't know where it came from; it was just something I did to loosen up. Something fun.
July 30, 2010 5:06 PM
from: UNKNOWN NUMBER
ksjghdfhkgfhkhgsgjg!? ^%
July 30, 2010 5:08 PM
from: Wally
hello youve reached the police
July 30, 2010 5:12 PM
from: UNKNOWN NUMBER
kgsgfkagfajfddd w rh t
July 30, 2010 5:13 PM
from: Wally
jk its the hospital & youre having an aneurysm, congrats
July 30, 2010 5:14 PM
from: UNKNOWN NUMBER
I do not know how to use this phone. This phone that Batman gave me. It's making me mad.
July 30, 2010 5:15 PM
from: Wally
oh yo supey. dont scare me like that i might actually be the hospital next time
July 30, 2010 5:17 PM
from: Wally
what was up with the keysmashing dude are u ragin it up ALREADY?
July 30, 2010 5:18 PM
from: Supey
I am very confused. :(
July 30, 2010 5:19 PM
from: Wally
so u dont know how to type normally but u already know emotes ok
July 30, 2010 5:20 PM
from: Supey
My hand is teaching me.
July 30, 2010 5:21 PM
from: Wally
your what
July 30, 2010 5:25 PM
from: Green Cheeks
Hello Wally! Superboy has broken his phone because it wrongly autocorrected his spelling of my name. We're working on getting this fixed as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience! 3
July 30, 2010 5:25 PM
from: Wally
babe u can fix me anytime
July 30, 2010 5:26 PM
from: Wally
that was supposed to be hot it wasnt supposed to sound like i was asking u to neuter me
July 30, 2010 5:27 PM
from: Wally
ok actually i was never here
—
August 3, 2010 1:02 AM
from: Supey
There was a dog in the street today. I wanted it.
August 3, 2010 1:03 AM
from: Wally
then lets go dognappin dude. this summer vacation isnt gonna last forever. LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG
August 3, 2010 1:04 AM
from: Supey
jfgjhfdjkhsgfkjaksjhgskqrue
August 3, 2010 1:05 AM
from: Supey
I mean, "no."
—
August 8, 2010 8:03 AM
from: Supey
I hope you have an okay day at school, or whatever.
August 8, 8:05 AM
from: Wally
im gonna die slowly & no one can save me but props for trying buddy
—
August 8, 12:23 PM
from: Wally
the water fountain assaulted me & now it looks like i peed myself
August 8, 12:24 PM
from: Supey
Did you pee yourself?
August 8, 12:24 PM
from: Wally
NO?!
—
August 9, 2010 1:03 AM
from: Wally
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HA (part 1)
TE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I H (part 2)
ATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I ATE HER!
August 9, 2010 1:04 AM
from: Wally
HATE*
August 9, 2010 1:05 AM
from: Supey
She just left. Don't be a jerk.
August 9, 2010 1:23 AM
from: Wally
i hate her
August 9, 2010 1:24 AM
from: Supey
No, you don't.
August 9, 2010 1:57 AM
from: Wally
nah
—
August 10, 2010 1:43 PM
from: Supey
M'gann wants to go down to the beach before we start school. Do you want to come?
August 10, 2010 2:38 PM
from: Wally
well i just got out of the principal's office with my phone for trying to text u back while i was in class so if that doesnt answer your question then idk :|
August 10, 2010 2:39 PM
from: Wally
:| :| :| :| :| :|
August 10, 2010 3:01 PM
from: Supey
She buried me in sand and named it Mount Superboy.
August 10, 2010 3:02 PM
from: Wally
probably b/c she wanted to mount u
August 10, 2010 3:03 PM
from: Supey
What?
August 10, 2010 3:03 PM
from: Wally
what
August 10, 2010 3:08 PM
from: Wally
a poodle just walked by do u want me to grab it
—
August 20, 2010 4:01 AM
from: Supey
I don't know what to do now without my boots.
August 20, 2010 4:03 AM
from: Wally
hi superboy. this is artemis. wally's having some kind of existential crisis or something so he can't text you right now.
August 20, 2010 4:04 AM
from: Supey
How did you unlock his phone?
August 20, 2010 4:05 AM
from: Wally
the password was boob; it wasn't hard. i'll talk to you later.
August 20, 2010 4:06 AM
from: Supey
I want my boots. :(
August 20, 2010 5:13 AM
from: Wally
dont u have like 50 pairs of those dude i mean
August 20, 2010 5:16 AM
from: Supey
Yeah, but. These ones were special.
August 20, 2010 5:17 AM
from: Wally
and now theyre dead. get used to it.
August 20, 2010 5:18 AM
from: Supey
Are you upset about Nelson?
August 20, 2010 5:30 AM
from: Wally
gnight supes
—
August 21, 2010 5:01 PM
from: Supey
That was a good funeral service. I liked your speech.
August 21, 2010 5:03 PM
from: Wally
thanks
August 21, 2010 5:06 PM
from: Supey
i justhagfjagfkajkwhkwkqj123AQQWERZ
August 21, 2010 5:13 PM
from: Wally
…thanks
—
August 27, 2010 10:28 PM
from: Wally
so whatd you do with your downtime?
August 27, 2010 10:31 PM
from: Supey
M'gann spilled eggs on me and then we stared at each other for a while until Red Tornado came in.
August 27, 2010 10:34 PM
from: Wally
thats… well uh ok i just kinda ate ice cream but good on you
August 27, 2010 10:35 PM
from: Supey
Since when did you start spelling out "you?"
August 27, 2010 10:36 PM
from: Wally
u dont know me u dont know my life
August 27, 2010 10:37 PM
from: Wally
but the life you dont know may or may not involve artemis i mean oh my god every time i abbrev something its like shes gonna have me drawn & quartered
August 27, 2010 10:38 PM
from: Wally
why did i ever give her my number
August 27, 2010 10:40 PM
from: Supey
Because she asked for it?
August 27, 2010 10:41 PM
from: Wally
[emoji of a thumbs-down] irrelevant
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August 28, 2010 5:16 AM
from: Wally
waffles oh god i want waffles
August 28, 2010 5:17 AM
from: Supey
So make some.
August 28, 2010 5:46 AM
from: Wally
well now the kitchen is on fire
August 28, 2010 5:48 AM
from: Wally
i regret my decision to listen to you
August 28, 2010 5:59 AM
from: Supey
Please let me sleep. Magic. Magic magic magic. Magic is real. Magic.
August 28, 2010 6:03 AM
from: Wally
[emoji of a hissing cat]
—
August 29, 2010 12:01 AM
from: Wally
now i am in jail for waffle arson
August 29, 2010 12:04 AM
from: Wally
waffle jail
August 29, 2010 12:06 AM
from: Wally
forever lolin waffle jail
August 29, 2010 12:19 AM
from: Wally
i am hungry :(
—
September 5, 2010 9:30 PM
from: Wally
im never watching aladdin again
September 5, 2010 9:31 PM
from: Wally
did you find your shirt yet?
September 5, 2010 9:34 PM
from: Supey
No. I think I left it in Bialya. Maybe we should go back.
September 5, 2010 9:35 PM
from: Wally
if you love something then let it go
September 5, 2010 10:43 PM
from: Supey
I don't love my shirt; I just WANT IT BACKSKFGHSLGHSHG!
—
September 6, 2010 1:28 PM
from: Wally
so youre in atlantis right now so im gonna give you something nice to come home to
September 6, 2010 1:29 PM
from: Wally
WHOOOOAAAA OH WE'RE HALFWAY THEEERE
September 6, 2010 1:30 PM
from: Wally
WHOOOOOAH OHH LIVIN ON A PRAAAAYER
September 6, 2010 1:31 PM
from: Wally
TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEEEAR
September 6, 2010 1:31 PM
from: Wally
WHOOOOAAA OH LIVIN ON A PRAAAYER
—
September 7, 2010 6:30 AM
from: Wally
good morning sunshine, have a good day at school and dont forget to brush your teeth
September 7, 2010 6:32 AM
from: Supey
I'm nervous.
September 7, 2010 6:32 AM
from: Wally
dude dont be. schools gonna be great for you.
September 7, 2010 6:33 AM
from: Supey
I thought you hated school.
September 7, 2010 6:34 AM
from: Wally
well im a loser. so of course im not gonna enjoy the social experience. but youre a big guy and youre all tall dark and brooding so youll be fine. just dont kill anyone.
September 7, 2010 6:35 AM
from: Supey
But just last week you said you're the universe's gift to everyone you meet. Why are you saying you're a loser?
September 7, 2010 6:45 AM
from: Supey
My name's Conner now.
September 7, 2010 6:46 AM
from: Wally
?
September 7, 2010 6:47 AM
from: Supey
I needed a secret identity, I guess. So I'm Conner now. Conner Kent. Will you please stop calling me Supey now?
September 7, 2010 6:50 AM
from: Wally
cool, and no
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September 7, 2010 12:42 PM
from: Wally
TAAAAAKE ONNNN MEEEEEE
September 7, 2010 12:44 PM
from: Wally
TAAAAAKE MEEEEE ONNNNN
September 7, 2010 12:45 PM
from: Wally
I'LLLLL BEEEEE GONNNNEEEE
September 7, 2010 12:45 PM
from: Wally
IN A DAAAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
—
September 7, 2010 3:00 PM
from: Wally
so how was it?
September 7, 2010 3:03 PM
from: Supey
It was fine. M'gann is a cheerleader now.
September 7, 2010 3:04 PM
from: Wally
aw yiss
September 7, 2010 3:05 PM
from: Supey
We learned about Rhelasians being idiots, and then I broke some bleachers, and I made a guy mad, so I think we're going to be friends.
September 7, 2010 3:06 PM
from: Wally
sounds exciting. whatd you do to make the guy mad?
September 7, 2010 3:06 PM
from: Supey
I don't know. I picked up some skinny kid by the collar and demanded to know why he had a superhero logo on his shirt. He was kind of a wimp.
September 7, 2010 3:07 PM
from: Wally
wow. youre already on a great freaking track, supey.
September 7, 2010 3:07 PM
from: Supey
Are you mad?
—
September 7, 2010 4:14 PM
from: Superboy
Is Wally mad at me?
September 7, 2010 4:15 PM
from: Artemis
why are you asking me? i'm not his keeper.
—
September 7, 2010 4:17 PM
from: Soups
Is Wally mad at me?
September 7, 2010 4:18 PM
from: Soups
Whyjsdfhgfj is myUIEUT phone wallp aper a pi c ture of a m oNKey?1?! E
September 7, 2010 4:20 PM
from: Robin
hehehehehehehehe
—
September 7, 2010 4:25 PM
from: Conner
Wally's mad at me and now my phone has been hacked by monkeys.
September 7, 2010 4:25 PM
from: M'gann
Why is Wally mad at you?
September 7, 2010 4:26 PM
from: Conner
I don't know. I told him about Marvin and he stopped texting me back.
September 7, 2010 4:27 PM
from: M'gann
Oh… Maybe Marvin reminded him of himself. And maybe he was upset because he doesn't want you to turn into a bully.
September 7, 2010 4:28 PM
from: Conner
But I'm not a bully.
September 7, 2010 4:29 PM
from: M'gann
Okay – can we talk about this over mind link? It might be easier.
September 7, 2010 4:30 PM
from: Conner
Yeah.
—
September 10, 2010 1:58 PM
from: Wally
ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOOOOUUUU
September 10, 2010 1:59 PM
from: Wally
THERES NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOOO
September 10, 2010 2:00 PM
from: Wally
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAAAAA
September 10, 2010 2:01 PM
from: Wally
have i gotten you in trouble yet from phone rings
September 10, 2010 2:03 PM
from: Supey
Yes. :|
September 10, 2010 2:05 PM
from: Wally
i am the best bro its me
—
September 14, 2010 7:42 PM
from: Wally
youre going undercover dude? HARD. CORE.
September 14, 2010 7:43 PM
from: Supey
I have to dye my hair.
September 14, 2010 8:03 PM
from: Supey
I have dyed my hair.
September 14, 2010 8:05 PM
from: Wally
pics or it didnt happen
September 14, 2010 8:06 PM
from: Supey
[NEW PHOTO]
September 14, 2010 8:08 PM
from: Wally
oh my ***ing god
September 14, 2010 8:08 PM
from: Wally
jeez i hate the censor plan my parents put on here
September 14, 2010 8:11 PM
from: Wally
BUT HAHAHAHA
September 14, 2010 8:15 PM
from: Supey
Shut up. :(
September 14, 2010 8:18 PM
from: Wally
i may or may not need approx 15 more mins to laugh my *** off so please hold
September 14, 2010 8:20 PM
from: Supey
:|
—
September 22, 2010 3:26 PM
from: Supey
I thought I heard noises outside the Cave. Like somebody trying to get in.
September 22, 2010 3:27 PM
from: Wally
well one time i thought i heard beyonce outside my window and we all know how that turned out
—
September 24, 2010 1:03 AM
from: Wally
hows wolf doing?
September 24, 2010 1:06 AM
from: Supey
He likes it here. He tried to jump on top of the fridge earlier. I think he thinks he's a cat.
September 24, 2010 1:07 AM
from: Supey
And now he's eating Oreos. I didn't know we had Oreos.
September 24, 2010 1:08 AM
from: Wally
WHAT YOUR STUPID DOG IS EATING MY SNACKAGE STASH WOW UNCOOL
September 24, 2010 1:10 AM
from: Supey
I told him he was being uncool. He didn't stop.
September 24, 2010 1:11 AM
from: Wally
i never cry but
—
September 27, 2010 4:03 AM
from: Wally
so are you really gonna go to the movies with artemis?
September 27, 2010 4:05 AM
from: Supey
Are you really in love with M'gann?
—
November 5, 2010 8:35 PM
from: Supey
How's it going?
November 5, 2010 8:37 PM
from: Wally
ok. bonding with a little sippy cup guy. megs went out to scan the streets one more time. artemis and me back at the gym w/ the kids.
November 5, 2010 8:42 PM
from: Supey
Coming back with another five.
November 5, 2010 8:43 PM
from: Wally
artemis is singing again if you find me dead with my ears bleeding you know who to blame
November 5, 2010 9:06 PM
from: Supey
I just met up with M'gann. We're on our way back now.
November 5, 2010 9:07 PM
from: Wally
my ears are not bleeding yet but i think sippy cup guy just got lost in artemis's hair initiating rescue mission
November 5, 2010 9:08 PM
from: Wally
supey help theyre adorable
—
November 7, 2010 4:06 AM
from: Supey
How's Zatanna?
November 7, 2010 4:08 AM
from: Wally
i cant talk right now dude, im keeping her company
November 7, 2010 4:09 AM
from: Supey
Okay.
—
November 11, 2010 11:26 PM
from: Wally
so youll text me every day about squirrels who eat food out of your hand but you cant be persuaded to mention that you and megs have been dating
November 11, 2010 11:27 PM
from: Supey
Should I have? Sorry.
November 11, 2010 11:39 PM
from: Wally
nah its cool dude.
November 11, 2010 11:55 PM
from: Supey
I love her. Is that okay?
November 11, 2010 11:58 PM
from: Wally
totally okay. ya big blockhead.
November 11, 2010 11:59 PM
from: Supey
Happy birthday.
November 12, 2010 12:00 AM
from: Wally
thanks supey.
—
November 14, 2010 3:04 PM
from: Supey
kfsgkhjfKHJajkhfhjshjJHSDHhj
November 14, 2010 3:06 PM
from: Wally
ok based on my interpretation skills you are either hungry or dying
November 14, 2010 3:07 PM
from: Supey
Actually I just wanted to talk to you but I didn't know what to say.
November 14, 2010 3:08 PM
from: Wally
jfhahglahjfjsdk
November 14, 2010 3:09 PM
from: Supey
qjehagfzkshr
November 14, 2010 3:11 PM
from: Wally
bnagfkrthagfgt
November 14, 2010 3:12 PM
from: Supey
zxhajfgakyegt
November 14, 2010 3:12 PM
from: Wally
8lghagfu265q%hgabf
November 14, 2010 3:13 PM
from: Supey
kshgakghalghrm,hbv
November 14, 2010 3:14 PM
from: Wally
how dare you
—
November 24, 2010 2:16 PM
from: Wally
hey dude. when i said bald mgann was still hot i wasnt trying to like. be an ***.
November 24, 2010 2:17 PM
from: Wally
CLAM IT
November 24, 2010 2:18 PM
from: Supey
It's okay. She's beautiful. I understand. :)
November 24, 2010 2:19 PM
from: Wally
can you feeeel the looove toniiiiight
November 24, 2010 2:20 PM
from: Supey
THATMOVI E HAD AMGONKEY IN ITT
November 24, 2010 2:25 PM
from: Wally
ooh yeah feelin the love
—
November 25, 2010 6:03 PM
from: Wally
dude where ARE you? megs has been texting me off the hook, shes worried
November 25, 2010 6:07 PM
from: Wally
i swear if i have to abandon thanksgiving dinner to come look for you
November 25, 2010 8:32 PM
from: Wally
supey, seriously, where the hell are you?
[5 MISSED CALLS FROM WALLY: 8:43 PM, 9:38 PM, 10:06 PM, 10:42 PM, 11:00 PM]
November 25, 2010 11:03 PM
from: Supey
I'm okay.
November 25, 2010 11:03 PM
from: Wally
screw you. apologize to megs or im coming over there. jeez supey. not cool. not cool.
November 25, 2010 11:32 PM
from: Supey
Happy Thanksgiving.
—
December 1, 2010 5:34 PM
from: Supey
Did you seriously try to hire a pony for Robin's birthday?
December 1, 2010 5:34 PM
from: Wally
uh noooooooo
December 1, 2010 7:04 PM
from: Supey
you and megs have been in the bathroom for like half an hour what the heck
[PHONE POWERING OFF]
—
December 6, 2010 4:08 AM
from: Supey
Why were you being a jerk to Artemis again?
December 6, 2010 4:09 AM
from: Wally
what do you mean again and i wasnt and i don't want to talk about it
December 6, 2010 4:10 AM
from: Supey
I thought you guys were starting to get along.
December 6, 2010 4:11 AM
from: Wally
nope lies leave me alone
December 6, 2010 4:12 AM
from: Supey
You're a real moron, you know that?
December 6, 2010 4:13 AM
from: Wally
that is slander and i can sue you
December 6, 2010 4:14 AM
from: Supey
Wally, come on.
December 6, 2010 4:15 AM
from: Wally
look its complicated okay? i just. **** i thought she was different than she is but shes not and she doesnt care what i think or feel so why should i care what she thinks or feels yknow?
December 6, 2010 4:16 AM
from: Supey
I think she cares. She's just scared about some things.
December 6, 2010 4:17 AM
from: Wally
like what, not being terrible?
December 6, 2010 4:18 AM
from: Supey
If you've already decided on what you think, then why are you still talking to me?
December 6, 2010 4:20 AM
from: Wally
because i dont know if im in the wrong or she is and i dont know if i want to apologize or if i even should and we were doing okay but then she just screwed it and screwed me and i am REALLY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
December 6, 2010 4:21 AM
from: Supey
She screwed you?!
December 6, 2010 4:22 AM
from: Wally
not for real screwing! like bad angry screwing – or. oh my god i am never teaching you euphemisms again you dope leave me alone
—
December 7, 2010 12:04 PM
from: Wally
day one: have not forgiven artemis yet
December 7, 2010 12:05 PM
from: Supey
Go away.
—
December 10, 2010 1:42 PM
from: Wally
you wanna do some christmas shopping today?
December 10, 2010 1:43 PM
from: Supey
Yes please.
December 10, 2010 1:44 PM
from: Wally
sweet, i'll be at the cave in five
December 10, 2010 2:56 PM
from: Wally
where are you
December 10, 2010 2:57 PM
from: Wally
supey seriously im going to go to mall security if you dont answer me
December 10, 2010 3:00 PM
from: Wally
the mall cops will be coming for you and i will laugh
December 10, 2010 3:01 PM
from: Wally
FOR PETES SAKE WHERE ARE YOU
December 10, 2010 3:31 PM
from: Wally
i am utilizing this text message to immortalize the day you got lost in a victorias secret
December 10, 2010 3:32 PM
from: Supey
You're the one who abandoned me when you got distracted by the food court.
December 10, 2010 3:35 PM
from: Wally
youre the one who abandoned ME when you got distracted by LADIES BRAS
December 10, 2010 3:36 PM
from: Wally
i still think you shouldve gotten the lacy blue one for megs
December 10, 2010 3:37 PM
from: Supey
Don't make me break your neck. :|
December 10, 2010 3:38 PM
from: Wally
you cant do that its christmas
December 10, 2010 3:39 PM
from: Supey
It's December 10th.
—
December 17, 2010 7:14 PM
from: Wally
kaldurs hanging up mistletoe in the showers send backup
December 17, 2010 7:18 PM
from: Wally
what part of "backup" includes artemis
—
December 23, 2010 2:05 PM
from: Wally
what time is it over there
December 23, 2010 2:06 PM
from: Supey
Time for me to be sleeping and for you to be shutting up. How did you even find out?
December 23, 2010 2:07 PM
from: Wally
detective skills tbh. i taught rob everything he knows.
December 23, 2010 2:08 PM
from: Wally
hey do me a favor will you? keep an eye on him. not suspiciously but just – make sure hes okay.
December 23, 2010 2:09 PM
from: Supey
Okay.
—
December 25, 2010 12:00 AM
from: Wally
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW SPHERE
December 25, 2010 12:04 AM
from: Supey
I had to get my phone back from the other side of the room after I threw it there. Please warn me the next time you're going to text me.
December 25, 2010 12:05 AM
from: Wally
wow ok scrooge. warning: holiday cheer incoming. this text message is to prepare you for a second text message. C.
—
December 25, 2010 3:45 PM
from: Supey
FJGJHDASSKLJGFJHKAGHBEWHRGHDN BFDSH I'LL KILL YOU
December 25, 2010 3:46 PM
from: Wally
merry christmas and please enjoy your exclusive animal planet "majestic monkeys" 6-disc special edition dvd set b/c i may or may not have had to commit murder to get it
December 25, 2010 4:00 PM
from: Green Cheeks
Wally! Conner is crying in the bathroom and he told me it's your fault. What did you do to him? :(
December 25, 2010 4:01 PM
from: Wally
made his dreams come true
—
December 26, 2010 8:19 AM
from: Wally
why was my present from you a cardboard box filled with dry macaroni
December 26, 2010 8:20 AM
from: Supey
It represents our friendship.
December 26, 2010 8:21 AM
from: Wally
…..k
—
January 1, 2011 2:05 AM
from: Wally
did i actually kiss artemis or was it a fever dreAM
January 1, 2011 2:06 AM
from: Supey
You definitely did. But we were confused because it sounded like you guys were just drinking Slurpees. They made me look to confirm. :|
January 1, 2011 2:07 AM
from: Wally
she was so much better than a slurpee and also shut up i am NEW AT THIS
January 1, 2011 2:08 AM
from: Wally
but theres no one id rather have as a witness to my new years kiss with artemis than you
January 1, 2011 2:09 AM
from: Supey
I can think of at least ten other people who I'd rather have chosen for the job.
January 1, 2011 2:10 AM
from: Wally
shes texting me dude shes texting me what do i do
January 1, 2011 2:11 AM
from: Supey
Answer her?
January 1, 2011 2:12 AM
from: Wally
but what if shes saying its a mistake what if she changes her mind oh my god what if shes mad at me for kissing her like a slurpee?! i cant handle this kind of stress im moving to alaska
January 1, 2011 2:13 AM
from: Supey
I thought you were scared of mooses. Doesn't Alaska have mooses?
January 1, 2011 2:14 AM
from: Wally
shut your mouth i told you to never bring that up
January 1, 2011 2:15 AM
from: Supey
If you don't text Artemis back, I'm telling her that you're scared of mooses.
January 1, 2011 2:16 AM
from: Wally
when did you turn into a supervillain
January 1, 2011 2:25 AM
from: Wally
she says she wants to go see a movie this weekend what do i say
January 1, 2011 2:26 AM
from: Supey
Why are you asking me? I thought you said you were a pro with girls.
January 1, 2011 2:27 AM
from: Wally
i was actually lying
January 1, 2011 2:27 AM
from: Wally
and i am kind of freaking out
January 1, 2011 2:28 AM
from: Wally
because this is for real it's not a GIRL it's ARTEMIS so please please con please help me you have a girlfriend you know this stuff
January 1, 2011 2:29 AM
from: Supey
Do you want to go see a movie with her?
January 1, 2011 2:30 AM
from: Wally
yes duh
January 1, 2011 2:31 AM
from: Supey
Then say yes.
January 1, 2011 2:33 AM
from: Wally
she said "cool" and your services are no longer required :DD
January 1, 2011 2:34 AM
from: Supey
…Yay?
—
July 4, 2011 9:10 AM
from: Wally
happy anniversary buddy
July 4, 2011 9:12 AM
from: Supey
:)
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July 28, 2011 9:46 PM
from: Supey
kakjhghjdhjgfhagqzmggagfjsg
July 28, 2011 9:47 PM
from: Wally
supey we talked about the keyboard. slow and steady.
July 28, 2011 9:49 PM
from: Supey
I think I am about to take it slow and steady with my hand.
July 28, 2011 9:49 PM
from: Supey
M'GANN** STUPID AUTOCORRECTSKGGAJRGEFQV
July 28, 2011 9:50 PM
from: Wally
lol
July 28, 2011 9:50 PM
from: Wally
wait what
July 28, 2011 9:51 PM
from: Supey
I told her I had to go to the bathroom. I am hiding in here.
July 28, 2011 9:51 PM
from: Wally
well i mean. are you ready? do you want to do this?
July 28, 2011 9:52 PM
from: Supey
Yes. A lot. But I don't know what to do. I just want it to be nice.
July 28, 2011 9:52 PM
from: Wally
con, so long as you two are comfortable with it and talk through it, youll be fine.
July 28, 2011 9:53 PM
from: Wally
i mean im not an expert but i can tell you guys are all in love and stuff so just take a deep breath and dont rush it and itll be okay. okay?
July 28, 2011 9:54 PM
from: Supey
Okay. Thank you. I'm going back out.
July 28, 2011 9:55 PM
from: Wally
if she throws you out of the cave you are welcome at my place
July 28, 2011 9:56 PM
from: Wally
bring chips
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August 6, 2011 11:52 PM
from: Wally
shoot supey i think i might be in love
August 6, 2011 11:53 PM
from: Supey
Why are you telling me?
August 6, 2011 11:54 PM
from: Wally
i dunno. i feel like youre the only one whod understand.
August 6, 2011 11:55 PM
from: Supey
Well. Congratulations.
August 6, 2011 11:56 PM
from: Wally
thanks man i feel like im growing
August 6, 2011 11:57 PM
from: Supey
You are.
August 6, 2011 11:58 PM
from: Wally
oh man beyonce just came on the tv i think im in love
August 6, 2011 11:59 PM
from: Supey
I retract my earlier statement.
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September 1, 2011 9:58 PM
from: Artemis
m'gann, are you around?
September 1, 2011 9:58 PM
from: M'gann
Yes! Hi! What's up?
September 1, 2011 9:59 PM
from: Artemis
i need somebody to confirm for me that boys are fucking idiots.
September 1, 2011 10:00 PM
from: M'gann
They are. I hate boys, but I love them anyway. C:
September 1, 2011 10:01 PM
from: Artemis
…that may or may not be the wisest thing you've ever said.
September 1, 2011 10:02 PM
from: M'gann
(heart)
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August 28, 2013 6:42 PM
from: Supey
We miss you around here already.
August 28, 2013 6:43 PM
from: Wally
my roomie is a saganist. im pleased.
August 28, 2013 6:44 PM
from: Supey
…I really hope that wasn't a typo of "satanist."
August 28, 2013 6:44 PM
from: Wally
no moron. carl sagan? coolest guy in the history of ever? jeez. go to college and learn this stuff.
August 28, 2013 6:45 PM
from: Supey
I've been doing it for a year longer than you have. :|
August 28, 2013 6:46 PM
from: Wally
i miss you too
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December 25, 2014 5:42 PM
from: Wally
we did not ask for a dog
December 25, 2014 5:43 PM
from: Supey
:)
December 25, 2014 5:40 PM
from: Artemis
IGNORE WALLY. HE'S AN IDIOT. AAAAAAAAAAAAH! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
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April 9, 2015 3:28 AM
from: Supey
You're really going to leave?
April 9, 2015 3:49 AM
from: Wally
it's different now, con. tula's dead. marie logan's dead. kent nelson's dead. i don't want to have to say that word anymore.
April 9, 2015 4:21 AM
from: Supey
Then you're a coward.
April 9, 2015 4:30 AM
from: Wally
fuck you.
April 9, 2015 4:35 AM
from: Wally
my parents finally took off that censor program. looks like it comes in handy.
—
March 24, 2016 3:28 AM
from: Wally
you can come stay at my place tonight. i'm sorry, conner. i'm sorry for everything.
March 24, 2016 3:30 AM
from: Conner
Thank you.
—
April 9, 2016 10:32 PM
from: Conner
Are you at home?
April 9, 2016 10:33 PM
from: Wally
yeah what's up?
April 9, 2016 10:34 PM
from: Conner
I'm coming over. There's something you need to know.