Summary: I figured it might be fun to do a crossover with Twilight and Eragon. I'll see how it turns out, because I haven't tried one this way before, but hey, there's a first time for everything! I think I'm going to do it so there's just a bunch of random scenarios, not necessarily in order with either of the stories. Eragon = Book Version. Twilight = Both - Book, and Movie.

Take 1:

Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, and Alice are in Alegasia. Bella is still human.

In Nasuada's conference room thing

Emmett: Dang! Check it out! We're in a freakin' fantasy world, with dragons, elves, and other crazy things!

Bella: You freak, you're a vampire. It's nothing new.

Nasuada: What the heck are you freaks?

Jasper: Um, she just said. We're vampires.

Eragon: Holy crap! We're all gonna die!!! Save yourselves!!!!

All vampires: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Eragon: Wait, what's a vampire?

Edward: *rolls eyes * We drink your blood.

Eragon: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're gonna DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! Adurna!!!

Alice: This dude is weird. Why is there water floating around in here?

Edward: I believe he said water in Elvish.

Bella: *sappily * Oh Edward!!!! You are so good at understanding random foreign languages!!!

Jasper: Not good enough to read your mind though.

Edward: Don't call her a random foreign language!!!

Emmett: Look!

Everyone, including Nasuada and Eragon: What?!

Emmett: I dunno.

Take 2

On the training field

Edward, Alice, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Eragon, Saphira

Eragon: Okay, well, I'm guessing you guys haven't done much sword fighting?

Emmett: I have. Lots of it. I've killed so many people, it's not even funny.

Alice: Idiot. You only play violent games on the Wii. If you didn't drink blood, it would scare you.

Bella: Look! This piece of shiny metal looks like you Edward! It's shiny! Ooooh, it's SHARP too!!!

Edward: Bella, love, I'm sparkly, not shiny. *Does a double-take * NOOOO!!!!!!!

Jasper: *lunges at Bella and eats her *

All Vampires: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Eragon: What a nice guy.

Alice: Spit her out! Spit her out! SPIT HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper: Why?

Emmett: Hahahahaha, Edward, I didn't know vampires could turn red!

Alice: Because Edward is going to eat you!!!!!

Eragon: Should I call my dragon?

Emmett: DRAGON!!!! OOOOOOH!!!!!

Edward: *O.o * Why?

Eragon: To save your friend!

Alice: Jasper!!!! Spit her out!!!!!

Bella: *from inside Jasper * Dude!!! Edward, I looooove yooouuuuu!!!!!!

Edward: Hold on! Don't die! Oh no! If she dies, I'll have to go commit suicide!

Eragon: Would my dragon's fire help?

Edward: Yes! Fire!!!!!

Eragon: Saphira!!!!!!

Saphira: *In everyone's head * I'm here! What seems to be the problem?

Eragon: You need to incinerate Edward here. He wants to commit suicide.

Jasper: Fine! I'll spit her out! *coughing and gagging *

Emmett: Eeeeeyeeeeeew.

*Jasper spits Bella out *

Edward: Nevermind! I don't want to die anymore!

Alice: Yay! Good job, Jasper!!!

Jasper: Now I'm hungry. So hungry I could eat a dragon. *Sees Saphira * Hey!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take 3

In the twins' lair

Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, the Twins

Emmett: This is intense. You two look exactly like each other! *Does classic Loony Tunes cartoon thing, looking from one to the other extremely quickly *

Twin 1: Yeah, we get that a lot. (A/N maybe I should do an interview with the Twins! Will decide later)

Twin 2: *nods * A lot.

Emmett: I wish I had a twin. Then there would be, like, TWO of me!!!!!

Jasper: *facepalm *

Rosalie: *looks horrified * No, I'm very glad there's only one of you.

Bella: Amen. I don't think we could handle two of this guy."

Twin 1: *looking bored * Well, anyway…

Twin 2: Shall we…

Twin 1: Show you…

Twin 2: Some magic?

Emmett: MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: *Worriedly * Will it hurt Bella?

Twin 1: No, it shouldn't…

Twin 2: Shouldn't hurt a bit.

Twin 1: I hope…

Twin 2: Just kidding! It'll be fine. Juuuust fiiine!!!

Alice: Let me check. *Checks the future * Yeah, all clear. She'll be fine, Edward.

Emmett: See Eddie-boy? It's gonna be great!

Edward: Do. Not. Call. Me. EDDIE-BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett: Okay, fine, Ed-sterz.

Edward: Or that.

Alice: Emmett, the future isn't lookin' too bright for you if you keep that up…

Emmett: Fine. I'll just call you Rainbow-Sunshine-Twinkle-Toes-The-Gay-Unicorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls on the ground laughing *

Twin 1: This will be interesting…

Twin 2: To see his reaction.

Edward: You did NOT just call me that.

Emmett: Hey Rainbow-Sunshine-Twinkle-Toes-The-Gay-Unicorn, your face is red, and there's steam coming out of you ears!!!!! *Continues rolling on the floor laughing *

Alice: Emmett…

Emmett: What's up, chicken butt?

Alice: *Growls *

Jasper: Emmett…

Emmett: Jasper! You're so beautiful!

Jasper: *Growls *

Bella: Emmett…

Emmett: *Happily * BELLA!!!!!! Your boyfriend is a gay unicorn!

Bella: *Growls *

Emmett: That doesn't work too well for humans, hun.

Edward: *Continues to grow redder and more scary-looking by the second.

Rosalie: Emmett…

Emmett: Yes, my dear sweet pumpkin-poo?

Twin 1: What an odd way of addressing the object of his affection.

Twin 2: Agreed.

Rosalie: I think you're getting yourself in trouble.

Emmett: How?

Rosalie: How about you just shut up. That might help. Don't you want to see the magic?

Emmett: MAGIC!!!!!!! Rainbow-Sunshine-Twinkle-Toes-The-Gay-Unicorn, do you want to see the magic?

Edward: *eats Emmett *

Rosalie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All other vampires, and Bella: !!!!!!!!!!!

Twins: How very odd.