If Your A Girl

by PersonalitySoup

It started out with "If Your A Gal" but nothing rhymed with Gal. So I took that idea, put it in a carriage, set the carriage on fire, and left it rolling down a steep hill. Not my best work but it's very early. So I'm sleepy!

If Your A Girl

[Vicky]

If you're a girl

You're a pet who's the best

Say ar revoir

To those gross nasty pests

[Sunny]

If you're a girl

You can spend all your money

On a dress and some pearls

While singing lyrics that...

Sunny: Sound very good with the other lyrics.

Oh, what can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.

[Russla]

If you're a girl

You don't need any guys

Come on let's walk by

And watch them become moony eyed

[Vicky]

You can gossip without fear

[Russla]

You can paint it when it's chapped

[Vicky]

You can wiggle your rear

[Sunny]

In your stylish new dresses

Vicky: What?

Sunny: I tried to tell you!

[Vicky and Russla]

Who needs (Sunny: Who needs)

Those guys (Sunny: Those guys)

They're snotty (Sunny: So snotty!)

And gross (Sunny: But they do let us play their games!)

[Vicky, Russla and Sunny]

If you're a girl

You're a pet

With the most!