A/N Hey guys I'm back with another converted song... apparently I have a serious problem with stealing the talent of other people and bastardizing it to suit my own warped vision of the world. I'm almost convinced that qualifies me to apply for Dastardly Doers Inc. This is Down in Mexico by Toby Keith, if the Mew Mew universe managed to invade his brain. I'm a chronic Ichigo basher so if you really like her, you might be offended by some stuff I say about her.
His name was Quiche,
Her name— Ichigo
(spoken-Quiche) You've never been here before have you?
They met at a bar called the New Mew Mew Cantina,
He was an alien from far reaches of space,
In Miss Oblivious she won first place.
(Spoken-Ichigo) No, My first time here
He started stalking and got real hot,
Then he caught her in the parking lot,
One more kiss, it's real warped love,
One more is never enough!
(Chorus)
Don't you dare fall for a Mew,
That's something Deep Blue himself wouldn't do,
Just remember when you fall for Ichigo
What happens to her she'll never know,
She'll never know!
He woke up in the morning and he made
a little telephone call,
To check on his boss and his friends back
at home in the Spaceship,
(spoken-Quiche) hey Tart everything ok?
Ichy hopped right in the shower with a heavy heavy mind,
(spoken-Ichigo) What am I doing?
He knew it was the first time Ichigo
had ever used her mind,
They walked down to the beach and started fighting again,
Dragged her into the ocean for a fatal swim,
One more stolen kiss, he's falling in love,
One more is never enough!
Chorus
Don't you dare fall for a Mew,
That's something Deep Blue himself wouldn't do,
Just remember when you fall for Ichigo
What happens to her she'll never know,
She'll never know!
Oi! Ichigo!
Waiting at the bar at the Mew Cafe,
She says 'Steve I gotta go,my break is up!'
He said 'I'm not Steve what the fuck?
Holy geez think she's dumbenough?'
Don't you dare fall for a Mew,
That's something Deep Blue himself wouldn't do,
Just remember when you fall for Ichigo
What happens to her she'll never know,
She'll never know!
She'll never know!
She'll never know!
She'll never know!
Oi. Ichigo!
A/N You likey? I certainly hope so becuase if you don't, you really shouldn'g be reading my stuff.