Title: Don't Make Me Get The Moose
Pairings: ZADF (or ZADR, if you're so inclined)
Words: 175
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, blah blah blah. It belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon, blah blah blah. I like gay pr0n, blah blah blah... Wait, what?!
Summary: A series of 100 one-shots based on a theme list I found on Deviant Art.
Warnings: Description of human birth (very abstract.)
Author's Note: Ok, well, I finally decided to post this. I have six done so far. And they are sooo much fun to write (and easier than chapters, might I add. ;D) This particular story made me laugh evilly; I mean, really, can you imagine Zim having to watch a human birth? -cackles- Oh, I'm such a mean little authoress...
THEME 001: Introduction/Life
Zim's face turned an even darker shade of green as the images flashed across the screen. Why did human birthing have to be so messy?! All of that… blood… and so many other fluids that he didn't even want to think about.
A note fell on his desk and, glaring at the scythe-locked boy who threw it, Zim opened the folded piece of paper. It simply read: Enjoying biology class, space boy? A particularly nasty screech came from the projector at the front of the class at the moment, making Zim jump. He looked up just in time to see a head pop out of-
Moving his head back down quickly to avoid the pictures, he made a little sicky noise in the back of his throat. Zim barely noticed when another note, thrown by the same person, landed on his desk with a soft thump. Reaching toward it nervously (and trying to block out the noises coming from the projector), he opened it and read aloud in a whisper, "Me neither."
A/N: Poor Zim and Dib... -snorts- I had other stuff planned for this one but I didn't quite think it fit into the ZADF category... Meaning it was really ZADR and I couldn't have gotten away with it. Bah, if I feel like it, I'll add in the "alternate ending" or whatever.
Oh, and for the readers of "Go The Distance"... I AM SO SORRY. Its on hiatus -dies- I seriously am having plot troubles. Inspiration has left! But you WILL get a chapter eventually, don't fret. It might take some time though...
Anyways... Read and review, please:D It makes me luff you lots. -smile-