I'm, dead? Oh bloody hell. Damn veil. I'm going to murdur Bella. Wonder if James and Lily are here. No doubt Mum, Dad, and Reggy are.
"Sirius!"
What in the blazes, REGULUS?
"Regulus."
What the bloody hell is he doing here?
"Oh Sirius, how on earth did you die?"
I've got a better question, why do you like cousin Bella? It's all her damn fault Mum and I are here. Ha ha. Finally, Mum understands just how bad the family is.
"Bella. Is Mum here?"
Regulus, you big lug. You're an idiot. A complete and total idiot.
"No. What I mean is, how exactly did you die?"
I killed myself by laughing too hard.
"Bella stunned me through the veil in the Depatment of Mysteries. And you?"
Ooo, this I can't wait too hear.
"Same."
What?? So that's why she kept missing. She knew I'd taunt her and end up falling through the veil. That damn witch. I'm going to become a gohst and haunt her till her death. MWUAHA!
"I thought Voldy killed you."
"No. Bellatrix did. She said I was going to get scared out, and she was right. So she killed me to stop me from telling the Order about Voldemort's plans. I meant to tell you, Peter was severing Voldemort, and that he would come for James and Harry."
Oh this is rich. Well, if I'm stuck here forever...I might as well be stuck with Reggy.
"My dear brother, what do you say we meet some of the other nutters behind this veil."
"Only if you promise never to call me Regulus again. Like you said too many times before, Mum was mental naming us after stars."
I couldn't have put it better myself, little brother.
"Alrightly Reggy, but it is your brotherly duty to call me Siri."
"Agreed."
"Good. Now let's see...Excuse! Mister! We are Messers Padfoot and Black. I'm Padfoot, he's Black. Might we ask your name?"