A cute parody I made :) Hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas everybody!
To the Tune of "Frosty the Snowman"
" Edward the Vampire,
Was a desolate, lonely soul.
With pale white skin and messy bronze hair
And two eyes made out of gold.
Edward the Vampire,
Is a greek god they say.
His heart was cold,
But Bella Swan knew
How to warm it up that day.
There must have been some magic in
That mitosis lab they did.
For when he handed her a slide
The electric shock couldn't be forbid.
Edward the Vampire
Was dead as he could be.
But Bella Swan
Turned him on,
And his heart sang like the sea!
Edward the Vampire
Knew the sun would shine that day.
So he said come on
We'll have some fun
And I'll show you my sparkly rays.
He led her through
The forest to a sunny meadow bed.
When he stepped into the light he began to shine
Like a polished diamond head.
Around the meadow,
With his shirt open, chest bare.
Running here and there all around the square
Shouting "Catch me if you can!"
Edward the Vampire
had to hurry on his way.
He drove her home
Saying, "You won't be alone,
I'll be back through your window!"
Sparkly Spark Spark
Sparkly Spark Spark
Look at Edward go!
Sparkly Spark Spark
Sparkly Spark Spark
Driving his Volvo! "