Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock (although I wish I did) that's BBC territory.
I also do not own Frozen (well, I have a copy of it on DVD, but... The rights aren't mine.) Disney does.
Author's Note: I feel bad that I'm having a horrendous block when it comes to The Red Hair Ring. Part of the problem is the fact that the story has far exceeded what I had originally envisioned, and I'm not sure how to get it back to the modernization of Doyle's work that it was originally supposed to be.
In the meantime, have a taste of the insanity that comes about as a result of my attempts at writing while listening to my Disney station on Pandora.
Cheers!
-Hanna
Do You Want Me To Call Mycroft?
(A Frozen Parody)
Sherlock?
*knock knock knock-knock knock*
Do you want me to call Mycroft?
Believe me, Holmes I will-
You've been holed up
in there for days,
Give up this phase
You're being such a pill!
I know there's been no murders
Or crime for weeks,
But really, must you pout?
Do you want me to call Mycroft?
I mean it, I will call Mycroft-
-GO AWAY JOHN!-
Oh, yeah, right.
(*montage of Sherlock moping*)
*Knock knock knock-knock knock knock*
Do you want me to call Mycroft?
Dear God, Sherlock, you're being dull.
I'm afraid I might just lose my mind
It's true, I've just been
talking to the skull!
(How's life been, Bill?)
Moriarty pulled a fast one,
I understand,
Look, why won't you just come out?
*sound of John slamming his head against the door repetitively*
Do you want me to call Mycroft?
I mean it, I will call Mycroft!
*Reichenbach montage*
*John is standing at Sherlock's "grave"*
*knocks on gravestone*
Sherlock?
I... I wish you were here,
And, um, despite what people say;
I know you didn't lie
Why did you have to die?
Why did you jump, my friend?
You were the very greatest
Man I've known
Please, for me, just don't be dead...
Why didn't I call Mycroft..?