This is a Professor WillardxStage Manager fic. Don't like. Don't read.
Grover's Corners, let me see. Many interesting interesting things happen in Grover's Corners. In Grover's Corners there are a few "known bachelors". No one in the town really speaks of them, but they're there and everyone knows it. Once such notable case of this is that of Professor Willy Willard and the mysterious Stage Manager who has no name.
He ripped off the mysterious Stage Manager's pants.
"You have been a bad boy today" the Professor growled.