A/N: I came up with this years ago, but only now thought to write it down. I have no idea if this has been done before, I don't care. I understand a lot of you Pokemon fans and maybe some who aren't will not appreciate this. So I warn you now: This is a VERY morbid parody of the Pokemon theme song. If you don't like implied Pokemon murder, don't read this. Don't get me wrong guys: I love Pokemon. Were they real, I'd never think of killing one. As they are fictional, I find this funny. Sorry if that offends you. Hopefully you've already stopped reading if you won't find it funny too. If you will however, enjoy:
I wanna beat
the very best
Like no one ever could
To snatch them is my real test
To kill them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokemon to understand
That they just have to die
Pokemon!
Gotta slash 'em all-
It's you and me
And I'll end your destiny
Pokemon!
Ooooh, you're his best friend
In a minute his heart I'll rend
Pokemon!
Gotta slash 'em all-
Their hearts strait through
Your courage pulled me to you
You teach me and I'll kill you
Pokemon!
Gotta slash 'em all!
Gotta kill 'em all!
Yeeaa!
Every challenge along the chase
With courage I can face
I will battle and slay the race
To claim my rightful place
Come with me the time is right
Your death's been in my scheme
To end your life, I'll win the fight
It's always been my dream
Pokemon!
Gotta slash 'em all-
It's you and me
And I'll end your destiny
Pokemon!
Ooooh, you're his best friend
In a minute his heart I'll rend
Gotta slash 'em all-
Their hearts strait through
Your courage pulled me to you
You teach me and I'll kill you
Pokemon!
Gotta slash 'em all!
Gotta kill 'em all!
Gotta end 'em all!
Gotta slash 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Yeeeaa!