Author's Note: This is something that just came to me this is in no way part of the Harry Potter fanfic I wrote. But enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Ron's Monthly Punishment

Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville were playing a bar game at Diagon Alley getting drunk. Ron was the drunkest of the five whatever the game they were playing, he was losing terribly Harry was a bit buzzed himself but he was the one winning. With firewhiskey and butterbeers in their system, the game came to an end and everybody left to go back to their respectful houses. Harry was dragging Ron back to Ron's house when they got in, Harry placed Ron on the couch.

"Oh, thanks mate."

"Not a problem. But you really need to stop drinking this is the fifth time you done this."

"So?"

"What will it take for you to stop?"

"I'll tell you when I'll stop. I'll stop when Hermione tells me no love making."

"Suit yourself. But you get caught you're on your own."

"Fine. It's not like the worst can happen."

As Harry was leaving out, he had the door open, but suddenly the lights was on and Hermione stepped out of the kitchen and she was angry at Ron.

"Oh but it can, Ronald Bilius Weasley! That's the fifth time you've been drinking and the fifth time you've been drunk!"

"Harry?" Ron said timidly but Harry was out with the door almost closed.

"Oh no Ronald, Harry can't save you this time. As you agreed with him that if you were caught you were on your own. And you were caught red handed."

"But how..."

At that time the door was closed.

"Hannah and Luna told us the entire thing Ronald! And as for Harry he is not going to leave here undetected."

Hermione was right Harry was almost home free of Ron's house when suddenly...

"You want to drink Harry Potter?"

Harry turned around to see Ginny as angry as Hermione was to Ron. She was holding a vial of veritaserum.

"No."

"You're lying."

"But..."

"Don't speak! Drink."

"But I don't..."

"Let's walk inside the house shall we?"

As they walked inside. Hermione was still angry and yelling at Ron.

"Oh, Hermione?" Ginny said, saying it as a greeting.

"Hello Ginny." Hermione said. "I see you got Harry. Did you talk to him through veritaserum?"

"No, Harry likes to drink. But he doesn't feel like drinking what I'm offering him. Maybe he'll change his mind when my punishment deepens for him. Have you found out what is Ron's punishment?"

"Of course! Ron's punishment is this: Since he's addicted to drinking I'll be giving him a special rehab right here. The cure to a drinking addiction is 30 days of being whipped literally. And during those 30 days he's going to sleep by himself and there will be no love making from me. He will have to find pleasure another way, because there's no way that I am going to make love to my drunken alcohol addicted husband."

Ginny slowly handed the vial for Harry to take.

"If you don't drink this Harry James Potter, I won't make love to you for 90 Days."

"Ni..."

"If I have to repeat myself that doubles and my punishment will be final."

Without warning and the fear of not being touched by his wife for 3 to 6 months, he quickly took the veritaserum and drained it.

"Good." Ginny said. "Now have you been drinking?"

"Yes." Harry replied.

"Okay." Ginny did a spell on Harry to see how much firewhiskey and butterbeers he had come to find out he didn't have much to drink. "Okay so you were drinking but not enough to be drunk."

"Who started this whole thing?"

"Dean and Seamus."

I should have know it be them. Ginny thought as she still asked Harry questions.

"How many times did you ever get drunk?"

"None."

"Who made you play the drinking game with them?"

"Ron. He felt like it wouldn't be a game without me."

"Did you had no intention of drinking?"

"No."

"Who teased you?"

"The ones that played. Ron, Dean, Seamus, and Neville."

"Well good. You've been lucky, and I mean very very lucky. But not that lucky. So you told the truth that you didn't want to drink but since you did, For tonight we are not making love. And for the first 15 days of Ron's punishment, if we make love I'll be having my way with you. Which means if I want to ride you ragged, I will. If I want to do it while you sleep, I will. If I want to do it just once and that would be it for today, I will. If I want to do it all day or for 24 hours, I will. If I feel like squeezing your body to the point of almost cutting off circulation, I will. If I feel like spanking you until you're sore, I damn sure will. Am I crystal about what I just said to you?"

"Yes Ma'am."

Ginny had looked at Harry and smiled. Because that told her that he was really sorry for drinking.

"For that, you deserve the privilege to have only foreplay with me and to sleep in our bed tonight." She gave Harry a serious look after and pointed to the door. "Now get your sorry, part-drunken ass straight home, Harry James Potter!"

Harry quickly ran out the door. And Ginny suddenly took out her wand and pointed it at Ron's face. Ron was smiling nervously.

"Ginny... please don't! I'm sorry for almost getting Harry drunk!" Ron yelled.

"You got him drinking! My husband was not into this."

"Please Ginny! I'll do anything! Just don't jinx me!"

Ginny gave him a wicked smile.

"Anything?"

At that point Ron was nervous he was more nervous than the time he got the howler from his mother Molly from his second year at Hogwarts.

"Ginny?"

"Are you sure look me dead in the eye and say yes."

Ron looked at Ginny's eyes.

"Yes."

"Good."

Ginny went to Hermione and whispered something in her ear in which she smiled and then after she left the house leaving her to deal with her brother. When they were in the bedroom. Hermione was putting all of his stuff in a trunk and there was only one thing left for him to turn over.

"Your wand, Ronald."

"But why my wand?"

"Because, I don't want you casting no spells at all for these next 30 days. So Ron answer me this: do you love me?"

"Yes I do love you, Hermione."

"Say it properly."

"I love you Hermione!"

"Good because if you do love me you'll let me give you this treatment coming to you these next 30 days you can whine all you want because you're not going to sleep in our bed with me and at any point you leave this house within the 30 days of your punishment..."

"What?" Ron asked nervously. In which Hermione was tearing up.

"As much as I love you Ronald, I'm afraid that if you leave this house I'll feel like you left me."

At that point Ron rushed to her.

"No! Please, don't leave me! Hermione, please!"

"Are you willing to give up drinking?"

"Yes."

"Are you willing to take whatever punishment you're about to receive?"

"Yes!"

"But most of all are you willing to follow my every order?"

"Yes, Hermione!"

"Your wand, please."

Ron quickly but smoothly gave up his wand and Hermione put it in the trunk with the rest of the stuff, and she magically locked the trunk and put it away. Then she grabbed his face.

"You know you brought this on yourself right?"

"Yes."

"I'm glad you understand. And I'm glad you are willing to change for the better." Hermione gave Ron a deep kiss. "Now go to bed. For tomorrow on, your addicted ass is mine to punish."

Ron slept on a twin sized bed which was comfortable enough. And he slept knowing that for the next 30 days, whatever was coming to him is not at all good.

The next day, at 4:30 in the afternoon Lee Jordan was at Ron and Hermione's house. Ron wondered why he was here.

"Hermione what's Lee doing here?"

"Oh, him? He's streaming us live on his radio reality show of me whipping you. So Ron tell me can you count?"

"Yeah."

"Good because here's a math problem for you. What's 30 times 60?"

"1,800?"

"Yes, Ron, very good. You see in order to cure your addiction you must endure a 30 day punishment of 60 lashes per day."

Ron gulped nervously at this.

"But anyway, back to why Lee was here, you guys made a bet that whoever was the most drunk from the game and if they were to go through the punishment made from their wives, their punishment gets streamed live on the Wizarding radio."

"But I'll be humiliated!"

"That's the point Ronald. If only I found out you only got drunk once, I wouldn't suggest this and I would have prevented it from happening. But it's not only me who agreed to this, Ginny not only agreed as well but she also suggested it."

"What?!"

"Yeah. I mean after all, you did admit getting Harry almost drunk. And the good thing about it is, Harry did not know about this bet. It was only until Ginny told him about it that."

"Of all the things Ginny could have come up with to punish me, why this?"

"Well Ronald it could have been worse. Me and Ginny could have hexed you for 30 days. If not this."

"No!"

"So you see you have no other choice. Now... Whose ass is mine?"

"Mine."

"Say it."

"My ass is yours."

"It's now time for your treatment Ronald."

Ron looked at her while he spoke timidly.

"Be gentle."

Author's note: Well, soon enough the spanking will begin leave a review for ideas or if you like where this is heading.