The Smirnoff, The Sex, And The Birds Being Frightened

By Aja and Nicki

After a couple of shots of mint Smirnoff vodka Danny and Sam looked at each other.

"Have we been taking it slow long enough?" Danny asked leaning in towards Sam, his warm breath on her face.

"Yes! NOW LET'S BANG!" She shouted, springing to her feet and grabbing the hem of Danny's shirt, leading him upstairs to her BIG bedroom.

Sam pushed him into the bedroom, closed the door, and locked it. She sharply turned towards Danny and smirked in his direction. She walked up to him, seductively, and pushed him on to the bed. He grinned at her forcefulness and captured her lips in a passionate kiss. Sam broke away and took off her shirt. Danny watched her do this. So he decided to copy her and take off his shirt. Sam moved up off of Danny and reached under her bed and pulled out a box of Trojan vibrating ring condoms. She threw off the top of the box and grabbed a condom and gave it to Danny to put on his penis.

"For you!" Sam said with lightness in her voice that was unexpected for the situation.

"Okay…." Danny said as he started to take off his pants to put the condom on his male genitals.

Now it was Sam's turn to watch. As he pulled off his boxers Sam's eyes widened at how large Danny's penis really was. It was…well…big. After Danny put the condom on, Sam took off her skirt and laid upon the bed. He took of her underwear with his teeth and growled. "Rawwr!"

"Me so horny me love you long time." Said Sam in a joking manner. Danny laughed and lowered himself upon her. Danny gently inserted himself into her vagina. Sam softly moaned. Danny started to move around inside of her, in an in and out motion. Sam arched her back and her moans increased in volume, frightening the birds, which sang happily by her window.

Danny laughed low in his throat, "Oh yea, I like it when you moan!" Sam did not reply, she was filled with too much passionate ecstasy to care. Sam pushed Danny off of her and got on top of him. This action caught him by surprise. But Danny decided to go along with it anyway. When Sam felt they were finished fucking, she got off of Danny and moved down towards his penis. She looked up at him with lust-filled eyes. She started to suck on his dick.

He grinned, "Oh god!"

After ten minutes of Sam giving head, Danny told her to stop and he pushed her flat on her back. He reached back and unclasped her bra. He then took her bra off and felt up her breasts. He rubbed the nipples and lowered himself, placing kisses in between the two cups. He then moved to the right breast and started suckling on the nipple. Sam grinned at the action. When he was done he took his hand and moved it slowly down her body towards her vagina. She knew the conquest he was trying to make. He slowly inserted his fingers into her opening. She moaned. He moved his fingers around inside. He felt his way inside her. First one finger, then two, following the third,, which caused quick tears of pain to spring forth to her eyes. Since it hurt her so much he extracted his fingers quickly. He moved towards her face and kissed her tears away. Then he made his way from her neck and trailed kisses down to her stomach.

"Are you okay?" Danny wondered, grabbing her hand.

"Yes, I'm fine. Just keep going…" Sam pleaded.

"Yes…all right." Danny said as he was getting ready to make another entry with his manhood.

"SAMMY-KINS WE'RE HOME!"

"SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THE END

Thank you, thank you. I know we're amazing...-Aja

And thanks to Darleen and AJ for inspiration