WALMART FUN
I woke up this morning and Emmet was there staring at me.
"Where is Edward?" I asked irritated . He just stared at me like a moron.
I wondered how Rosalie put up with him. "Emmett!"
No answer. So I went downstairs and got a frying pan and went back up stairs and hit him upside the head. "What the hell was that for?" He asked dumb strucked.
"you wouldn't answer me so I hit you and you broke my frying pan."
I wondered if vampires can be stupid . "I guess we have go to wallyworld"
I went to my closet after kicking Emmett out and grabbed my favorite pair of skinney jeans and my Paramore shirt and grabed my keys and we were off to walmart !
On the way to walmart Emmett was talking "I need to get something fun to do while everyone is out tomorrow cause I know you wont be any fun"
He kept babbeling like that all the way to walmart. When we got there I looked at him and looked as excited as a little kid about to walk into toys r us.
"Emmett are you ok?" Oh crap he was going to explode Rose will kill me.
"No im better than ok!" This will be fun and the bad thing is that I just had a monster. HAHAHA!
"OMG LETS GO IN WALMART WEEEEE!" Emmett just looked at me in a strange way then I ran off into walmart.
CHAPTER 2
I walked into walmart and Emmett was right behind me and he went to go grab a buggy and I jumped in to it and we went to the toy isle and I jumped out and grabbed a noodle and Emmett did the same and I said " May the force be with you" then we bowed and we were fighting until a walmart manager came and then we ran off . We ended up at the custermor service desk and I walked up to it and a lady said "May I help you?" " Uh duh I would like a number 7, a big mac and a coke." Right as she was abput to say something I enterupted her " Oh and I want it to go" She gave me a odd look and said " Mame we don't serve that here you might want to try a Macdonolds " "oh its because im gay right? I would expect this from Walgreens but not here." Then we went over to the electronic and Emmett stood in front of the tvs and a man walked up to him and said " May I help you sir?" Emmett turned his head torwards him and said "Why cant you people just leave me alone?" and ran off crying. Now we were at the front of the store and I walked up to a man that looked like he was the manager and said" We have a code three in housewares " and then we followed him from a safe distance and apparently that ment a fire alarm went off . after that we went back up to the front of the store and I tried to check out people but it didn't go very well cause the manager was bout to kick us out so we went torwards the exit and on the way out we stuck our hands in our pockets and 'slincked' pit the door then when we were out we let out a big sigh then the security gaurds at wallyworld were coming so we ran to my truck and as soon as we got to the Cullens house we were cracking up. So then Emmett went up stairs to go do god knows what while I read Wuthering Heights. After a hour or so Emmett was bouncing down the stairs like a bull in a china closet. "Hey Bella im bored what do you want to do ?" "Nuthing Emmett but read no go the heck away jeez!" He was so annoying ."fine then Bella be that way ill just go up stairs and cry." He knows that I know that vampires cant cry. I wonder what is wrong with that boy sometimes.