Back To Black Mesa

by Weit Dust

When The Guy recieves a call from the Doc Kleiner about a new project he knows that "this is heavy" and goes to help him. The Doc needs The Guy to travel back in time to avoid the Black Mesa Resonace Cascade but there are some unforeseen consequences in the journey. Written in a "Half Life: Full Life Consequences" style.

The Guy who was Gordon Freeman's fan was one day in his house sleeping on a couch when he suddenly received a call on his phone and he flew off the couch and did a backflip and landed on the floor of his living room throwing the tables and the cans into the space. He grabbed his phone and the caller was the Doc who was aksed him to go where he was and taste his new brand project so he hanged on teh phone and jumped off the floor and breaked the glass and grabbed his nuclear jet propulsion bike and jumped and ramped and flew out of his backyard.

When Teh Guy reached to the front yard of the Doc's garage and laboratory there were zombies nearby and he had to enter really faster in the garage of the Doc to not to be eaten by zombies and when he entered in the garage he found the slave soldering the wheel to the door of tha flying time machine nuclear car and he saw the Doc in the platform over the clouds in the top of the sky and he buy a stairway to the heaven to reach where de Doc was and he reached there and started to talk to the Doc

"Finally you are here The Guy", the Doc said. "I was waiting for you to come over here and plug my patented flying time machine nuclear car with the stolen model to my fellow scientist the Kleiner in my patented ROFLcopter over there with some wireless wires"

"So what I do next master?" The Guy said back to the Doc

"You have to test that nuclear crap meanwhile I play bass to audition to create my favorite band of all time that you can't need to know about" the Doc replied to The Guy "And then you have to travel back in time to where teh White Chair incident occurred like two thousand year ago and kill the Gman"

"It isn't wait cheir is blec mesa you peace o crap" The Guy said tho the Doc really anger.

When The Guy and a very sad Doc reached to the nearly abandoned airport in the middle of the sea and with a headbanging giant skeleton dinosaur like 2000 miles tall and a huge rollercoaster and they landed on the far west of the landing track of the abandoned airport in the middle of the sea with a hole in it and they unplugged the nuclear crap from the patented ROFLcopter and the Doc started to put human skulls in the patented Don Fusion Energy Generator and The Guy who couldn't open the dam door because it was heavy he asked the Doc why was he putting his father's skull on the patented Don Fusion Energy Generator and he said that was because he was environmentalist and because the humen's bones were better than uranium so The Guy changed his sleeping pajamas and putted on some thermal clothes anti cold and jumped into the car slamming the door and opening it with pure hate and brutal force and the power of trash metal and stepped in the gas pedal and started to go faster like the speed of light leaving the Doc playing bass and doing crab walk so when The Guy reached the 88 mile per hour a nuke crashed in front of Our Guy making he to go to a unknown place in a unknown time and leaving the poor Doc die.