Writen a while ago at midnight, we apologize ahead of time for any mental problems that occur.

By Leo(Gakupo), Co Author Nin(Len)… and friend(Kaito)

Len: *Walks into the room* I'm BORED and there are NO bananas! HELP KAITO I'M BORED!

Kaito: There's NO ICE CREAM EITHER!

Gakupo: *Walks in holding sakie bottle* You should really try this, Haku was right it's the. BEST. THING. EVER!

Len: What is that?

Gakupo: Oh its…

Kaito: A big boy drink Len, no for you.

Len: Aww but I am a big boy! In fact I'm a man!

Gakupo: I agree let Len try some

Kaito: Eh, I guess, but only one SMALL drink.

*A few drinks later… sips…. No bottles later*

Len: *Sitting on the counter, eating a banana, trying to talk*

Gakupo: *swinging crayon(CARLOS) around* *Singing dancing samurai* *Whacks Len's banana out of his hand and onto the floor*

Len: *Staring at the floor* *Drops to the floor crying over the banana*

Gakupo: C'mon Len its just a banana.

Len: *Glaring*

Kaito: I wouldn't mess with him.

Len: *Stands up and sits back on the counter eating the banana again*

Kaito: You wouldn't believe what he would do to you. You'll find bananas in place you wouldn't want them.

Gakupo: Dude, I'll play fruit ninja with your bananas!

Len: *holds out his banana in defense*

Gakupo: *Whacks it out of his hand*

Len: *Tackles him to the floor*

Kaito: Its weird I'm slightly attracted to this.

*Later*

Len: *Reading 'Something' on his laptop*

Gakupo: Hey whatcha reading?

Len: I don't know, but its really interesting…..theres even pictures…. Hey Kaito come look at this!

Kaito: *Walks over* what?

Len: We should try this!

Kaito: What? But why?

Len: Doesn't it look like fun!

Gakupo: I swear I've written something like this.

Kaito: *thinking* hmmmm I guess.

Len: *grabs kaito's hand and drags him away*

Gakupo: Wait… I did write this… and now I'm left out of it…. Damn this happens every time

Luka: *walks in* Hey Gakupo…

Gakupo: *RAPE FACE* Heyyyyyy

*Later on*

Gakupo: *walking in* Damn that wasn't as fun…

Len: Gawd THAT was amazing!

Kaito: I never knew there were that many ways to… nevermind….

Len: We should do that more often!

Gakupo: But this time have Gakupo join.

Len AND Kaito: Thanks, but no.

Luka: You still have me?

Gakupo: Do you have what boys have tho. *Looks down*

Luka: *checks* maybe…..

Gakupo: *drags Luka off* *from upstairs: YOU LAIR! ... oh wait there it is….OOOOHHHH YEAAAHHHHHHHH!

Kaito: *by the freezer* So since we did it your way last time, let's do it my way now.

Len: And whats your way….?

Kaito: *Holds up ice cream*

*OFF SCREEN (from closet)*

Len: Oh the ice cream….. I-ITS SO COLD!

Narrator(AKA MIKU): And that is how Vocaloid Yaoi came to be….. Wait Kaito whats Yaoi?

Kaito: Cant talk Miku, I'm busy *pants*…. Uh… talking with Len *groan*….. Go ask Gakupo….

Miku: OKAY! *walks upstairs to Gakupos room* Hey Gakupo whats… *door closes, Miku screams*