"Merlin, Sirius!" Harry covered his eyes, "I do not want to go to a nude beach with you."

"Come on Harry." Sirius cajoled, "I want see some ladies."

"I don't want to see you." Harry shuddered, "How about just a regular beach to start off with?"

"We are going to a regular beach." Remus entered chuckling, "Sirius go get dressed."

"You take all the fun out of it Moony!" Sirius complained but went off to his room.

"Thank you, Remus." Harry sighed in relief.

"Don't worry." He grinned, "You're not old enough for the nude beach he wanted. You have to be eighteen."

"That's only two weeks away. I do not want to be subjected to that sight again so soon." Harry shuddered even before he heard the maniacal laughter from his godfather, "NO SPEEDOS SIRIUS!"

"YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT HARRY!" the man shouted back.

"You know I'm not sure this was that good of an idea." Harry sighed running a hand through his hair, "It sounded so good in the description."

"Don't worry." Remus patted his back, "I'll do my best to keep him under control."

"I hope you can." Harry sighed in relief when Sirius entered in regular swimwear.

"I can't believe you don't want to go to a nude beach." Sirius huffed.

"Of course, I do." Harry grinned, "I'm a teenage boy. However, I do not want to see you at a nude beach."

"Sirius." Remus warned.

"Besides." Harry grinned, "Hannah said to do nothing to cause me a heart attack before the wedding."

"Fine." Sirius agreed immediately remembering the threats from the young blond.

And that those threats had been backed up by a multitude of other women in their lives. Andromeda had promised some of the Black family magic if he attempted to push Harry into anything he didn't want to do. Molly had promised a lashing he wouldn't soon forget if he took Harry anywhere improper. And Dora said… no wait she said he could do whatever he wanted.

"Do you have everything?" Harry addressing Remus brought Sirius out of his thoughts.

"Sunscreen, towels, snacks and water." Remus looked into the bag.

"Shovels and pails for making sand castles." Sirius added.

"I'm not five." Harry stated.

"No, these are for me." Sirius was checking his bag, "I'm going to recreate Hogwarts in sand."

"Oh, well that's different." Harry chuckled, "Wands?"

"Always." Sirius and Remus answered seriously.

"Undetectable holsters." Sirius replied, "Did I give you one yet?"

"No." Harry shook his head.

"Well let me get that." Sirius dropped his bag and went back to his room.

Harry peeked into Sirius' bag, "Huh, he really does have shovels and pails."

"He gets Sirius about sandcastles." Remus joked.

"Here it is." Sirius waved the holster, "I'll just help you put it on. It disappears once you have it on and reappears when its off so you don't lose it."

Once it was on and disappeared Harry looked to his godfather, "How do I get the wand into the holster when I can't see it?"

"Put the base of your wand into the hollow place at your inner wrist." He explained, "It will just suck it in, then a flick of the wrist to remove it."

"Cool." Harry tried it a few times to get the feel, "Ready?"

"Let's go." Sirius ruffled Harry's hair.

He then led the way from the condo, across the dunes and out onto the beach. They found a shady spot under an umbrella and sat their things down. Next the sunscreen came out and they covered themselves. Remus pulled out a book and an odd triangular object. He ended up reclined under the umbrella with his triangular object behind his back holing him up. Sirius and Harry headed for the water. They began with just wading into the surf and swimming for a while. After that was lunch, then the sand castle building contest, without magic. Then it was back to playing in the ocean until dinner time.

After a long day in the sand and surf the trio trudged back to the room. They ordered from a local restaurant that delivered and waited for it to arrive.

"Once the food is here, I need you to secure this place and take these vows." Harry handed over a piece of paper with the vows written out.

"Why?" Sirius asked looking over the vow, "Who wrote this?"

"Aunty Amelia wrote it." Harry explained, "She already knows and I want you two to know as well."

"Why don't we already know?" Remus asked.

"I had to get permission." Harry shrugged, "Aunty only gave it to us this year."

The food soon arrived and Sirius went about securing the room while Remus and Harry set the table. Once he was finished, both took the vows then they all sat at the table.

"Ok pup." Sirius said cutting his first bite, "I did as you asked. No one can hear anything and no one can get in."

"Vows have been given." Remus added, "What is so… important that we needed those vows."

"July thirty-first this year won't be the first time I've turned eighteen." Harry started.

"What?" both asked in unison.

"I was nearly nineteen years old when we had an accident with some time sand." Harry explained the incident through dinner and into the evening. He told them about his previous time line and then went back over the current one to show the fixes.

"Dumbledore better be glad he's dead." Sirius was ready to hex someone.

"I got married?" Remus looked dumbstruck.

"And had a baby." Harry added, "I was Teddy's godfather. I left him the Potter and Black fortunes so he and Andromeda should be just fine without me there. Not to mention ten percent of George's shop. I miss him terribly so if you wouldn't mind would you date Tonks when we get back?"

"I got married?" Remus was still stuck in that thought.

"Don't worry he'll get over it eventually." Sirius pulled Harry attention back to himself as he pulled him into a hug, "Thank you for saving us all."

"It wasn't just me." Harry protested.

"I got married?" Remus repeated again.

"I know." He continued to hug Harry, "I've already helped George so now I have to do something extra special for Ron."

"How about a townhouse in London and maybe a house elf?" Harry asked.

"Well." Sirius thought for a moment, "We are almost done with the renovation. I it would keep me from having to hassle about selling it. We can start with a housekeeping elf and when they start having kids, we could add a nanny elf."

"I got married?" Remus was beginning to sound a bit hoarse.

"Your mother would be rolling over in her grave to know a muggleborn witch lived there now." Harry added with an evil grin, "We would have to remove her portrait though."

"They're doing that in the reno." Sirius shrugged, "They promised they'd get it down or the renovations would be free."

Harry glanced at Remus to see him repeating the same phrase again but no sound came out, "I think I broke him."

"He'll be fine." Sirius shook his head, "A shot of calming drought, a good night's sleep and he'll be good as new and ready to yell at you for the rest of it tomorrow."

"I was expecting at least a little yell from you." Harry hedged.

"The only thing I'd yell at you for was getting depressed after I died." Sirius shrugged, "Maybe a bit about not enough pranking but you did make up for it this time around."