BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEE-SMASH

Grown, "die in hell stupid blue peace of junk" I cursed at my alarm clock,

Yup, I'm not a morning person, "miss rish please get up and dressed" One of my maids kammi said as I yawned "ok thank kammi" I sighs as I got out if bed and walking I to my wardrobe to look for my new uniform which consisted of a white shirt, black pants and shoes along with a black tie and a blue blazer, I brushed my hair into a low pony tail and brushed my fringe over my left eye "lady arishia, miss haruhi is here" my oldest maid miss lonoko said was I began walking down stairs "Finally, man what is it with you and mornings" my best friend and nearly sister Haruhi commented as she eyed what was in my hand, "errr what's that?" She asked as I sighed "the devils handy work it's self," I growled as she sighed "another one, God, which number am I on now?" The brunett asked as Linda the youngest maid walked pasted "it's 57, now miss" she said with a giggle and skipped back to work. Haruhi then tuned to me "first remind me never stay over on a school night and second you ready for your first day at ouran?" She asked as we walked to my limo "you bettya!" I exclaimed as Timothy drives us to school.

(Haruhis profile)

She's gonna like school but hate the colour and when she sees the host club I know she wants to pick a fight with the boss for marking me join because i had no time for her after it...oh look where here...and rish has fainted...oh sh*t...

(Back to rish)

"P-p-pin- nk" I strutted annoyedly as I look at this hell hold (your here to support you bfff come on rish you can do this) we got out the car and I followed haruhi to what I think is this hist club she had to join a while ago...we opened the door to be assaulted by rose petals "welcome" a group's of boy chimed together dressed like a bunch of weirdos (yer I think this is to much, even for me)

So when I finally came to all I saw was haruhi and the pink hell (the school) "why didn't you tell me it was PINK!" I yelled as we started to walk in, she gave me a guilty smile...

So yer I guess you realised I'm not a girly girl, oh look the host club is starting at me

"Haruhi, why are you with this man" a blond idiot yelled dramatically as three of the host club members walked over to us "I must agree with tamaki's question, as of I have no data on you" a tall dark hired man with glasses started as I sweat dropped "ok... because that's not creepy at alllllll" I mumbled sarcastically as two Orange haired twins circle around us.

"So what are you to haruhi?" They questioned in sync as I sighed dramatically "fine you got me, I'm haruhis boyfriend" I said hugging haruhi from behind as all the hosts gasped "how dare you touch my daughter!" The taller blond screams and lunges for me (good Lord how funny these idiots are) "play dead" I laughed out as I kick him in the head as he went flying across the room and 'pasted out' as everyone gasped "calm down he's not dead, and trust me the way Haruhi described him, he can't get any more brain dead than he all ready is" I sighed out as the remaining hosts turn to me "so are you really haru-chans boyfriend?" Shorter cuter blond asked as I shook my head "Narr, more like a friend with benefits" I laughed as I kissed haruhi's cheek and she blushed bright red and the older twin growled "no need to growl hikaru that for animals" I started as his jaw fell to the floor "but we hadn't introduced our selfs or played the which one is hikaru game " the younger of the two said as I smiled "I know but Haruhi told me what your like and you names so I put two and two together, ya know?" I said as I pointed at each host

" Haruhi, dur, hikaru,kaoru,mori,hunni,kyoya, and the idiotic leader tamaki who's dad runs this place" I finished with a smile and sat down "and you are" kyoya asked as I smiled "I'm rish tomosono, I'm 16, I guess you could say the tomosono's specialize in combat and my family's sorta like a bunch of yankis" I laughed out the last part as the twins started whispering "that would explain the semi yanking ascent" gossiped aloud as they looked at you, all you did was smile and laughed "I'm not really haruhis boyfriend, I'm her best friend with no benefits dont worry" I told them happily as tamaki floated up and ran to me "good God man dont scare us like that" he shouted and I smirked and mouthed 'play dead' and he ran behind kyoya, "mommy our little haruhis friend is trying to kill me" he whined as I sighed (what 'n' idiot) hunni walked over to me "does rish-chan want some cake" he asked as I smiled "sure in a minute hunni-chan" I said as kyoya sighed "if your really haruhis best friend, then you know the secret" he said challenging me as I sighed "yer I know why she joined and that she's a girl, ya people aren't very smart are ya, coz me and Haruhi have been together since birth" and as I said that the devil man smirked "then you best stay together then, ok, haruhis dept will be dubbled if rish doesn't join the host club" he said loudly, (god dammit Haruhi, why didn't you just yield and let me pay for the varse ya broke) was my last thought as me and haruhi sighed and walked to class.