AN its been a long time since I wrote anythin I kno Ive been outta loop with fiction an English in general bu I finally can present something about my TRUE LIFE wiffa COMPLETE TYRANT. Thus I give u my first NON FICTION AND REEL LIFE story:

INSANE GUY OF DOOMS ESCAPE OF WONKAS FACTORY

Chapter 1: Return

Hi ma name is Insaine Guy of DOOM an I had gotten trapped in Willy Wonkas chocolete factory after his tour. Wonka had restrained me an put me inne Inventing Room an made me work withe Oompaloompas. There was nothin fun about the work an I had begun to forget English during this time but now that Im writing these words everything is going to be okay. Also in case ure trackin references that was a reference to ITS MY LIFE!.

Anyway so I was working there an I pretty much lost count of how time is tracked inne outside world. I think it might be three thousan days later or somethin since that was dashes that the Oompaloompas kept but Wonka is always up to somethin inis trickery so it might not be correct since theres no dayligt there an it really put everthin in ma brain outta whack. This was getting to ma nerves so I decided to escape.

Luckily escapin to the outside world would be super easy since Wonkas glass elevator has the up an down button but the problem was gettin to the button. Somehow I had to convince Wonka that I was still working so I thougt for a long time until Oompaloompas began doin ma job. An idee thus shot me an I carefelly placed Oompaloompas so they would make the me shape an it would look like me an then I made a running through the Inventing Room.

Of course Wonka wouldent be Wonka if he hadnt noticed imeediately so we were runnin through facilities. The Oompaloompas knew that Im a good heir an Charlie (one who Wonka picked after the tour) was a bad heir who wandet to make everone into slaves so they kept makin Wonka fall over and laughin. That made Wonka mad so he took his cane and threw it at me an it twisted between my legs an I fell over.

Wonka caught my leg and was ready to put me back to work but I cold still reach the cane an therefore I twiddled my feet and got the cane in ma hands an hit his head an his hat flewoff straight into the chocolate river. Wonka new that he coldent reach the hat wifout the cane that I had an if he jumped in he wold ruin the chocolate river so he reached for my hand and stole the cane but I had the tip an bonked him over the head one las time.

Now was my chanse so I ran straight thru doors an searched fo Wonkas Great Glass Elevator. It is a thin that would let me escape if I hit a bottun named Up an Out so the only thin that I had to do was to fin that elevator an fin that button. After an hour of runnin I finally fond the elevator in an elevator hole an now I was only to relearn reedin so I cold read with cleer letters UP an OUT.

But then Wonka caught me in da elevator! I had to think fast so I hit a butoon at random an it led to a gingerbred village bu more importantli Wonka had to catch on da elevator an was sent flyin to Test Chamber 16. In Test Chamber 16 turrents shot at Willy so he deflected everythin with his candy cane an didnt die cause he knows how to not die in his own dessin conformin that hes GLaDOS. The bullets shot an Oompaloompa though an since hes small he lost a lot more blood propurtionally an he died.

Charlie finalle caught wind of everyhin an fond me at the gingerbred village so I pressed an elevator butten agane an it launched me to The Spiders. The Spiders are robots that you saw at the beginning of the moive where they wrap Wonkas bars so Charlie hung onto the elevator and made it to The Spiders and commanded to attack but I had already taken every Wonkas bar out of a box an was in the box and ready to be shipped.

Once I was safely in the truck I broke outtaf the shipping box and looked around. It seemed that I was gonno be shipped tu Paris and that wold be very far awey fro where I live in Florda cept I dont live in Florda anymore sins I got trapped in the factury. Thus it wos a final leep onto the street lick in Assassens Creed an I made ma run onto the areport an got into a plane befour Wonker could catch me.

I washed the factury streak by as it got smaller but then I noteced... WONKA AN CHARLIE WERE FOLLOWIN ME IN THE GLASS ELEVATOR! The fight wasent over so I ran out of the plane an onto the elevetor an sins I knew that the plane was goin towords Florda we were on the right track an therefore it was a final battel. I climbed into the elevetor and was redey to fight bu then Charlie warden me of somethin.

He said that we sholdnt fight durn the entire flight 2 Florda since well hit the elevetor buttons an crash the elevetor and this wold be a bad thin an we simply had to wate for the entere flight. So it was hoors of waitin and Wonka taught me interesting facts about English so I could speak alittle better. Also Charlie let me know that other ticketwinners are bad peoples an therefore I sholdent affilate with them.

The flight finally got to Florda and we were ready to resume flight but then I saw anothere levator bu this time fro Portal 2 in the sight. That ment that peoples thot I was never eve missin in the beginnin! I ran to my family an hugged and Charlie and Wonka couldnt argue that family is the best value ever so they decided to not fight and simply flew THEIR elevetor (the square one) back to Wonkas factory where they would work and make candy.

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN I have no idee how to continue bu theres still ASBusinessMagnet in Violets body so maybe Ill pick up that? Review an let me know!