1: The Start Of the Quest
Mario woke up, another day at his plumbing job ahead, "i hate this shit" he said. he grabbed a cup, and turned on the spout and no water came out. he sighed and opened the cabinet, the pipes had hung themselves somehow, "fuck this shit" mario said and left the house. he walked out, and went to the local drug dealer, a illegal mexican named Bowser. "Niggy, you got the shit?" Bowser said "Hell yeah, NIGgA" and gave maroi 420 pounds of weed. Mario called up Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Hitler, Luigi, and Eminem. Hitler said "nigga yeah" and overdosed, 320 of the 420 pounds were left. Snoop Dogg said "smoke weed errGAY" GET IT HE SAID GAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH KMS. and did all 320 pounds and lived as it would take 303030303030303 pounds for him to die and then mario killed everyone expect b0wser. and Dr. Dre said NOTHING YOU IDIOT Dr. DRES DEAD HES LOCKED IN MY bASEMENT. and mario left to go get himself his favorite prostitute, Peach, but when he got there, nothing bad happened, and mario said "hell yeah nigga" so then mario got peach and then they secks. the end for episode 1.
2: Mario Saves Peach
And then bowser took her away and MARIO SAY "NIGGY I WASN'T DONE NIGGA" AND he grabbed his fidget spinner AND VSHHHHHHHH AND THROW IT AT THE BOWSER LIKE A AN NINJASTAR AND BOWSER SAID OOF. and he RUN wit PEACHHHH. "OHHHHH sHITTTTTTTTTT!" the end.
3: The 3rd Chapter niBBa
it has been 420 days with no water, hes been dead for a few years. he had depression and killed himself. HE IS SATANISEt bRO luige is say "me bring u live back". mario was back and say "CAN'T WAKE UP" lUEGERRRR SAY "WKAE UP IN SIDDDDDEEEEE" "CUNT WAKE UPPPPPPO" marOOOO SAY? "WAKEA M E IN SI IDIIDIDIDIDIEEEEEE!" lUIFEEEE sat. "SAVVVVEEE Me FROM tHE NUThINGGGGGGGM I BEE CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" meiro say, "CAN'T WAKE UP" lUEGERRRR SAY "WKAE UP IN SIDDDDDEEEEE" "CUNT WAKE UPPPPPPO" marOOOO SAY? "WAKEA M E IN SI IDIIDIDIDIDIEEEEEE!" lUIFEEEE sat. "SAVVVVEEE Me FROM tHE NUThINGGGGGGGM I BEE CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" meiro say, THE END?
NIGGA fUcK yOu
4: Fuck My Ass Luigi
MArio WAS NOW ALIVEEEE AND ALSO GAYyYYYYY BEVAUSE lOOGIE EDITD HIM 2 HAVEA GAY! AND LUIGI SAY "AY mAURoooo" logie say. "yes fuck my ass luigi" maroi saye. and they gay fuck for 69 years! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! the end but the end!
5: the part 5 of CHapt(the pokemon e here)r
Mario is pregenarrrTTT BECAsUE mPREG IS A fuKCIN thOnG! AND MARIO GIGVE THE BIRHT! TEY nAME the BABBY "Maroh hte 2" and maronh eht 2 was born as 20 year old and was already puberyt of course. soe he was born with boNNNER an luege the 2 was bornthe same way, but thEY WEre OF THE sexey tiem 2! tay get maroh 2 preegart, he was pregrenat and give the birth to marieo 3 and LuIEEGE whe 3rd, ok then 2s and 3s dIe! the end.
6: part six of the chapter 1 of the store wanna sex
teh peach was liek "maroh stop being a gay NIGGA! and hELP ME Nibba!" and mario said "not until i get a glass of wayer" he said and fix the water. he got the wetar and sya "yumy wwwwaaaatttteeeerrrr" and say "IM NO VGAY ANYMORE DIE LUIGEEE u GaY NIGGA" and luige hang him sel. he die. and e ren way to sav te peahc and yeht ren way, pecah was need to have to be save and bowser made her preganert 69 time. and they kids die. MARIO SAVE HER THE hAPPY END?
7: im male and jack off to yaoi nigga.
the end