StAlKeR
GiRl
RoMaNcE
A New Generation
Of Craziness!!!
BEWARE OF ALIENS
"Before I start, does your man understand that you won't be coming home tonight?"
Christina looked up with a startled expression at the man in front of her. He was tall and thin with broad shoulders, shaggy strawberry blonde hair, and soft brown eyes. He wore a button down burgundy colored shirt and a pair of faded black jeans. He was cute, but definitely not her type. And she didn't even know him!
"Set your watch for nine 0'clock," The man said with a nod, "and glide across the floor. That's my game plan."
Christina looked very shocked and scared. She had been standing bye the bar drinking her usual vodka. She had been just chillin and waiting for her friend to come back from the dance floor. Then all the sudden she felt someone watching her and she had turned to see this freak. He was looking at her with a crazed expression.
"I make it rain all day everyday," The guy said and laughed darkly.
"What?" Christina asked.
"Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I aint fucking scared of him!" The guy yelled and wagged his finger at her.
Christina backed away from him. She slammed the rest of her vodka and set the shot glass down on the bar counter. The guy walked up to her and gripped her arms and got in her face.
"Just understand babe, that I'm just a man, and it makes me sick that I love this shit!" He growled as he breathed heavily in her face.
Christina's mouth dropped.
"Are you going to rape me?" She asked.
He started laughing hysterically and gripped her arms tighter.
"You'll be begging for me, understand? And you will ride!" He yelled.
Christina pushed him off of her and looked at him like he was crazy. She grabbed her purse off of the bar and started walking away. The guy followed her, yelling crazy things at her.
"She wants to touch me, whoa! She wants to love me, whoa! Don't trust a ho! Never trust a ho!" He yelled.
Christina just kept walking, giggling to herself and thinking that this man was insane. She popped a piece of gum into her mouth. He was still right behind her.
"I see the scars behind your eyes! Don't blow all your money today! Its all the same!" He yelled.
Christina whriled around and she had tears in her eyes. She was crying, so hard and so fast. Her face sparkled with the tears that sat on her cheeks and trailed down her lips. It was so intense. It was so much.
"What's wrong with you?" Christina asked desperately, feeling out of her mind in this over crowded little shit hole.
"Its gettin' hot and heavy," He said with a nod.
Christina looked at him for about five seconds, really looked at his crazy face, then she burst out laughing hysterically, as she was still crying.
"Oh my god! You're completely insane!" She said as she laughed hysterically.
He scowled.
"Spread your legs and show me yours, you look so hot with your little boy shorts! Get in the shower and wash that shit! Its music bitch, fucking dance!" He yelled.
Christina laughed even harder and collapsed into the wall behind her. She was giggling so hard and still crying. It was soo good to be alive tonight. Everyday you get beat down.
"I started thinkin you might be the one!" The guy declared.
"You don't even know me!" Christina replied.
His eyes flashed. "I won't be going home without your hand in mine! Hun you better listen close when I tell you what to do!" He said and nodded.
Christina was shaking with laughter as she leaned back into the wall. She looked at him through the tears in her eyes and he looked so crazy. Maybe just as crazy as she looked right now as she giggled and laughed. He smiled at her.
"I am waiting, while you're hating, and the best is yet to come! What a waste of a burial!" He said and shook his fist in the air with an upset look on his face.
Christina bit her lip as she giggled. The man kept going on and on about crazy shit and Christina kept giggling. She couldn't breathe she was laughing so hard.
"Is there a problem here, bitches?" Asked a voice.
Christina looked up to see her good friend Cassie. She had come here with Cassie tonight for a good time. Cassie had disappeared earlier on the dance floor with this tall guy with black hair. But now here she was, looking as beautiful as ever and as disapproving as ever.
"Spell out your name and lay out on your back," The guy said to Cassie.
Cassie's eyes flashed. This girl had a crazy, violent temper and would go off on absolutely anyone. She was not to be messed with. Cassie walked around the world with this big shot attitude. She thought she was better then everyone else and mostly it was true. She was one in a million, like winning the lottery, if you will. She was cold, reserved, bitchy, judgmental, and absolutely insane. But on the flip side she was very protective, way passionate about everything in her life, and completely dedicated. She just needed to find that special someone who would make her melt. HAHAHAHA.
Cassie looked at the crazy man.
"What? What the fuck did you just say?" She snapped.
The man nodded at her. Then he got a really crazed, angry look on his face.
"Circle me, I need to be taken down!" He yelled and waved his hands in the air.
Cassie raised her eyebrow and shot Christina a look.
"What the fuck is wrong with him?" She asked.
Christina giggled and shrugged.
"I'm not really sure," She replied.
Cassie looked disgusted and angry at the same time.
"Bitches get beat down, everyday! I'm afraid of americans! Why do you get all the love in the world?" The guy cried with an agonized look on his face.
Cassie shot him a disdainful look. "You need to be shot," She said.
The guy just started laughing and dancing.
"You faked your death and that was fun, but girl now I think it's time!" He said and extended his hand to Christina.
Christina giggled and accepted. Cassie's eyes flashed.
"You're seriously going to dance with, it?" Cassie asked with a disgusted look at the man. The man shot her a hateful look.
Christina shrugged. "Why not? He's so fucking funny," Christina said.
Cassie cut her eyes at her friend. "And also obviously dysfunctional. I'll be watching," Cassie said, leaning back against the wall and giving the guy a threatening look.
The guy narrowed his eyes and nodded at Cassie. "You aint worth a McDonald's!" He yelled and then lead Christina away.
Christina was giggling as he spun her around in crazy circles on dance floor. She kept falling over because she wasn't very graceful and he was crazy as hell.
"I rock a big muffin! Shirt so long that you can't see my pants! You can have a bite if you ask nicely! Yo I'm takin my muffin to tha mall!" He yelled.
Christina giggled and shook her head. "You're crazy as hell but I dig it. What's your name?" She asked.
He studied her for a moment, then nodded.
"God damn, I'm a fuck up but I guess that's just me! I don't wanna be like this, I've been running the streets for too long now!" He said with a tragic look on his face.
Christina giggled and wrapped her arms tighter around him. "It's ok hun, what's your name?" She asked.
He nodded. "I fucking swear that I care, but It's hard when you stare, into the bottom of a bottle that is empty and bare! My name is Slim Shady!" He said.
Christina giggled. "Shut up. You are not Eminem," Christina said.
"I wanna see CHRISTMAS! Take the New York SUBWAY!" He yelled. Then he grabbed a fistful of his own hair. "Its part of the times when you're sick in the mind!" He yelled and started yanking on his hair violently.
Christina made him stop hurting himself. He nodded at her. "I woke up mourning, I woke up dead today," He told her seriously.
Christina just stared at him like he was an alien, a very crazy alien. Just then Cassie walked up to them.
"I'm fucking pissed, the guy I met is gone. God, I'm so mad! He was like, woaa hot, I almost came in my pants when I saw at him," Cassie said.
Christina laughed. "Hun, you do have a boyfriend," Christina reminded Cassie.
Cassie rolled her eyes. "Actually he's my husband, but we don't talk about that. I wanna leave," Cassie said.
Christina nodded and pulled herself out of the crazy nameless man's embrace. "Alright, let's leave," Christina said.
The man gasped and looked at Christina as if she had struck him. "I'll bask in your forever, fucking waste of time!" He hissed demonically.
Cassie smirked. "You'll get over it," Cassie said.
Crazy Man swung his eyes onto Cassie and he glared at her. "Concur girl, get a brush and scrub this! Ya'll make me sick, go home and baby-sit!" He yelled .
Cassie sighed impatiently and punched him in the face. Crazy Man squirmed around like a worm on a hook and squealed like a pig. "ANGER TURNED TO PAIN, THEN INTO LUST!" He howled, then winked at Cassie.
Cassie looked at him like he was scum on the bottom of her stiletto. Then she grabbed Christina's arm and dragged her away. As they walked away they heard Crazy Man screaming "HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS?! Lick it up you horny whore!"
WELCOME HOME BABY!
Their house was very nice. It was a three story yellow house that had many windows and was shaped like a diamond, jagged edges and all. It was very unique. It had a white wrap around porch that was made out of marble. Hundreds of trees surrounded the house, mostly cherry blossoms. It was a very cool and unique place. The back yard was something to marvel at. It was full of beautiful trees and flowers. It had a gigantic pool with a waterfall, three different hot tubs, and a lot of random shit in it. But it looked good.
They lived with like a million other people. But not really. Cassie and Christina walked through the door. They heard loud music blaring and people shouting.
"RYAN! LEAVE IT ALONE!"
"NO! THIS IS HOUSE IS FILTHY!"
"IT IS NOT YOU FREAK!"
Christina giggled. Cassie rolled her eyes.
"Ryan must be cleaning again," Christina said.
Cassie smirked. "Oh for sure," She replied.
They walked into the living room. Cobra Starship was blaring through the speakers. Christina shook her head. One of the girls that lived with them was named Ryan Jenna-Marie. She was uh, quite unique. She had borderline personality disorder paired with obsessive compulsive disorder. She was also obsessed with the band Cobra Starship. She was a freak. But everyone loved her because really, she was quite adorable. But she was a slut. Well, that wasn't unusual. Everyone who lived in the yellow house was a slut. Pretty much.
Another girl was in there too. She was cute and little and had blonde curls and greenish blue eyes. Her name was Cameron, but everyone called her Camie. Camie was cute and adorable and very innocent looking, even though she was anything but innocent. She was quite devious when she wanted to be and she had an explosive fire-cracker temper. It was like woa man, watch out for this one. She looked very cute to the untrained eye, but underneath was the mind of a viper.
Ryan was running around cleaning. She had her wavy brown hair pinned up in a messy bun and she was dressed in a white tank top and baggy gray sweat pants.
"Everyone was kung foo fighting!" Ryan yelled and giggled and karate kicked the air. Then she scurried away with a broom.
Christina giggled and curled up on the plush leather couch. It was a black leather sectional couch, Christina's dream couch. It was all she had in her life. She had saved up every bit of money she had every received for this couch. Her heart and soul was in it, it was her only contribution to the house. But it was her pride and joy. It was big and black and huge and wrapped around most of the room. Ryan loved it too, because it was big and black.
Cassie plopped down next to her and lounged across her lap.
"Man, tonight fucking sucked," Cassie muttered as she closed her eyes.
Christina smiled and started playing with Cassie's blonde curls. "I think it was kinda fun," Christina replied.
Cassie opened her eyes and shot her a look of disgust. "Of course you would. You're weird like that. You have a thing for crazy people," Cassie said and shook her head.
Christina giggled and bent down and kissed her forehead. "Of course I do, you're my best friend aren't you?" Christina asked with a smile.
Cassie cut her eyes at her and smirked. "Mmm-hmm," She replied.
"So, you met a guy?" Christina asked.
Cassie sighed and closed her eyes again. "Yes. Oh my god, he was so beautiful," Cassie said with a sigh.
Christina giggled and continued playing with Cassie's blonde curls. "He must have been something to make you act like this. Miss Cassandra Elizabeth doesn't swoon over just anything, we all know how hard you are to impress," Christina said.
Cassie made a face. "I didn't swoon! God. You really upset me sometimes. I'm going to bed," Cassie said.
"Awww, little Cassie is embarrassed! Awww, that's soo precious!" Christina said with a smile.
Cassie got up and glared at her. "Whatever," Cassie replied.
Then she walked away towards the stairs. Christina smiled and watched her go. She was so cute. Trying all the time to act all tough and hard, but underneath she was such a little cutie. Christina loved her best friend. She yawned and got to her feet, deciding to go to bed too. She walked upstairs, laughing and thinking about that crazy man at the bar. She wondered if she would ever see him again.
My story is amazing, you must admit. A crazy work of art that actually has meaning behind it. Jealous? hahahaha. Ohhh man, the next chapter will be grrrreeeaaat! Kiss kiss bang bang. Chapter Two will have some GREAT old characters. Maximillion Pegasus anyone? Draco Malfoy? Hagrid? Yes. It will be good.