"...so what is it that you do?" Dry Bowser commented dryly as he watched Pink Gold Peach circling around the Coconut Mall in her bee themed vehicle, the skeletal reptile simply giving his Bone Rattler ATV some much needed motor oil, of which was his special Undead Motor oil.
"Uhh... I dunno, lol!" The Pink Gold knock off of Princess Toadstool admitted as she bumped into the disgruntled Miis that were trying to park in the congested parking lot. "I just exist to be an unneeded girl that's royal but technically not human! I'm so funny!"
Dry Bowser squinted his glowing eyes as he turned his skull around, seeing the shitty OC donut steel bump into a tropical palm tree that landed right on her.
"Basically... you have no actual purpose." Dry Bowser responded as he brushed back his red hair.
The Peach of the pink gold variety had a blank expression on her metal face as she collapsed from her giant girth, with Captain Toad suddenly falling from the sky and landing on her. Dry Bowser was speechless as Captain Toad farted loudly, pooping his pants.
"What? People want me to take a dump in these shorts!" Captain Toad admitted as he unleashed another wet fart on the unconscious fat bee, leaving a big brown stain on the back of his treasure tracking jeans. "And... I kinda like it."
Dry Bowser then decided to do the only appropriate thing in this situation. Getting on his Bone Rattler ATV, he drove right into the flatulent Captain Toad and unconscious, flattening them like pancakes as he then zipped through the Coconut Mall, trying his best to get the disgustingly bizarre situation out of his mind.
"Well that happened." Waluigi said as he witnessed this from within the mall's garden in the center after looking at one of the television screens depicting the entire tropical mall, with some of the others being there.
"Yeah, we don't need another annoying pallet swap!" Bowser Junior added as he moved his hands about while eating some ice cream.
"Or another fart filled freak..." Silver the Hedgehog said as he was getting annoyed by Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans.
"What? I gotta make the quota for this fanfic!" Daisy said above her bassy flatulence as she was fanning the air while having her other hand on her constantly farting big butt.
Dry Bowser passed by the group as he suddenly got stuck in honey, causing him to go flying off his all terrain vehicle as he crashed into one of the umbrellas, breaking into a pile of bones. Waluigi and Bowser Jr. laughed as Silver used his psychic power to fix up Dry Bowser, with Daisy taking in her rotten flatulent release to actually pay attention.
"Thanks for that. But why did you help me out?" Dry Bowser asked while adjusting his skull on his bony body.
"That's what a friend does!" Silver exclaimed as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
"Well now that I got myself out of a sticky situation only to get myself right into another one..." Dry Bowser sighed as he picked up a touch of honey with one of his bony fingers. "...I might as well check out where this came from in the first place."