Jake sat alone in the car, Dirk had been gone awhile, he began to wonder where his bro had wandered off to, and on his birthday no less. Dirk had been gone for close to half an hour, leaving jake in the car. He was sure he was being as slow as he could be just to irritate him 'ironically'. Still, he sat there patiently, waiting for the guy he liked to come back to him. Secretly he hoped that Dirk came back with a bunch of roses, but he knew the chances of THAT happening were close to none. In fact, Jake was certain that Dirk liked Roxy their Boozy friend. She had certainly been flirting with him enough when he was around. It saddened him, but it made Dirk smile, inside, maybe, who could really tell with Dirk? With the shades and the blank face hiding all emotion he could be feeling anything without anyone realising. Jake didn't even know his eye colour.
Jake decided to turn on the radio, this being Dirks car, the moment he turned it on, he was blasted by 'ironically' bad rap. Seriously, if someone vomited on a microphone it would sound better than that, but, thinks Jake to himself, that's kinda the point. He changed the station over to some popular show where the DJ talked about something that was so brainless that Jake was sure no one could possibly care about.
Jake leaned back in his seat, resting his head on the rest behind him, he hoped that Dirk would be back soon. He had so many better things to be doing on his birthday.
Dirk was stood behind an old guy in the supermarket, clutching a bouquet of flowers and a CD of some band that Jake liked. He had been behind the guy for about fifteen minutes and the cashier looked about ready to kill himself. Dirk was about ready to kill the guy when a woman called him over, he sighed with relief and put the items on the counter. It was probably the first non ironic purchase he had made in months, it was his way of showing how much he cared for Jake, he would even drop the ironic stuff for him.
He silently prayed that jake had been patient and that he had waited for him. Dirk had a plan to get Jakes affections, and it would all play out tonight. But he would have to be subtle, Jake could not see the flowers. Not yet at least.
He paid the guy behind the counter some money with smuppets doodled on them and walked out of the supermarket. He hoped Jake was still in the car.
On the plus side: Jake was still in the car, on the down side: Jake was currently pleasuring himself. Dirk had, after all been gone for a while, and with no sign of him after all this time, Jake had gotten so bored that he didn't care anymore.
In a few seconds, he would wish that he had at least hidden it inside his shorts...
Dirk opened up the door to see Jake with his hand wrapped around a hard (not so) lil' Jake. Had Dirk not been in full control of the emotions he displayed he would have either been grinning from ear to ear at the sight he was witnessing or rolling about on the pavement laughing at the sound of Jake's completely manly squeal. Jake quickly slid himself back into his pants and sat there blushing while making a concerted effort not to look at the blond boy staring at him from just outside the car.
Jake had no idea how Dirk was feeling at that moment, probably just judging him behind the pointy anime shades. Either way, he was sure his life was over. The guy he had a crush on had just caught him Jerking' it. This was not good however he looked at it. What he didn't know was that this was probably the happiest moment of Dirks life so far.