Simpsons 3000
Frink: Ah ha! At last my time machine is finished! Now to test it.
Frink presses button and the ground starts to tremble. Then, a huge green dome expands over the town of Springfield, causing it to disappear.
Jared feels the ground beneath him starts to shake. Then, an entire civilization appears before him.
Jared: What the hell?
He noticed other humans exiting the houses.
Jared: Oh my God! Other humans!
He races over to the first on he sees, which, just so happened to be Lisa.
Jared: Is this what females look like?
Lisa: What? Who the hell are you?
Jared: I'm Jared, age 13.
Lisa: Umm... I'm Lisa, age 12?
Jared: Wow. You. Are. Beautiful.
Lisa chuckles.
Bart: Get a room!
Jared: I... Don't get it?
Lisa: Ignore him. I like your glasses.
Homer: Aww. That's sweet. Now then, what the hell happened?
Jared: I dunno. Will you guys be my family?
Homer: What?
Jared: It's just... I've never had a family.
Marge: Aww, Homey. Let him stay.
Homer: No way!
Jared: I can do this. ( pinches Bart's nose, grabs his neck, and throws him in the bushes)
Homer: Welcome home!
All the Simpsons and Jared are gathered in the living room.
Lisa: Do you know where we are?
Jared: Borjhan 6
Homer: What does chocolate have to do with this?
Jared: No, it's the name of this planet.
Homer: Oh. I want chocolate.
Marge: So Jared, you'll be staying in Bart's room. You need helping moving your stuff?
Jared: No I don't have any.
Marge: Oh.
Bart shows Jared around his room.
Bart: Got that!
Jared: I guess.
Bart: Cool. Hey, what's that weird watch your wearing?
Jared: Oh, that's Robbie. Say hi.
Robbie: Hello.
Bart: That's a girl!
Jared: So?
Bart: So, Robbie's a dudes name.
Jared: Oh didn't know that. Wait one sec... Okay.
Bart: What?
Jared: I progammed her into the mainframes of this house.
Bart: Like HAL 9000?
Jared: Kinda. Lets go test it out!
Lisa: Mom, what do you do if you like a boy?
Marge: Is it Milhouse?
Lisa: No! It's Jared.
Marge: Oh. Well I wouldn't worry about that. He seems to like you to.
Lisa: Mom! ( blushes)
Mom: Lisa, ask him to show you around.
Lisa: Ok, Mom!
Lisa: Uh... Jared. I was wondering if you could show me around?
Jared: Sure Zeezon.
Lisa: What?
Jared: Sorry, your hair looks like a star of that name.
Bart: Ok guys. Lets go!
Jared, Lisa, and to Lisa's disappointment, Bart.
Jared: And this is the ghanimins house.
Lisa: Who?
Jared: Pandorra and Ovlon.
Pandorra and Ovlon exit house.
Ovlon: Hello, human boy!
Pandorra: And he's got more human friends!
Jared: Ahh.
Lisa: Aren't that humans?
Jared: Borjhans. 5 fingers, two hearts and bluish skin. Unlike us.
Bart stares in awe at Pandorra. To him, she was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen.
Bart: I'm gonna meet Pandorra and the other one.
Jared: But Bar-
Lisa: Okay see you later!
Jared and Lisa are walking and Lisa grabs Jared's hand.
Jared: You grabbed my hand. Is that how humans breed?
Lisa: 'chuckles' No they 'whispers'
Jared: That's what that's for? Huh.
Lisa: You're so cute!
Jared: You're so smart.
Lisa: Thanks.
Jared: Wanna see the most beautiful thing on the planet? Besides you, of course.
Lisa: hehe. Sure!
Homer: Marge, I'm going to work!
Marge: Ok Homey!
Homer drives to the power plant to find a wreckage.
Homer: What the hell happened her?!
Burns: My demise. But, I shall rise again! My word shall stand strong! I will become more powerful than ever!
Homer: So... I'm out of a job?
Burns: Indeed.
Homer: Doh'!
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Bart returned home, after being rejected by Pandorra
Bart: Hey Robbie!
Robbie: Hello Bart.
Bart: Today's been a really long day.
Robbie: Would you like me to launch entertainment viewing program?
Bart: What?
Robbie: Cartoons
Bart: Yeah sure.
Itchy and Scratchy plays on the tv.
Bart: HAHAHA!
Robbie: Sorry to interrupt, but you have a video chat request.
Bart: From who?
Robbie: Pandorra
Bart: Accept!
Then, Jared and Lisa burst through the door.
Jared: Where do you guys keep your guns?
Lisa: We don't have any!
Jared: Robbie, laser shotgun!
Robbie gives Him laser shotguns.
Bart: What's going on?
Jared: Gorgons!